*Koume and Kotake are in the Spirit Temple, by a big cauldron*
Koume: What do we have today, Kotake?
Kotake: Hee hee hee! A recipe for a warped fanfiction, Koume!
Koume: Excellent! Better than brainwashing Nabooru! What's first?
Kotake: One over-active child…*throws Skull Kid in the cauldron*
Koume: Two pieces of chocolate cake with caramel sauce…*cake is added to the brew*
Kotake: Stir lightly…*snaps fingers, and a big stick appears and stirs the mold*
Koume & Kotake: Add 1lb of sugar… A cherry lollypop…soda with no taste… Richard the dog…
Richard: Hoo-whine! *is added to brew*
Kotake: And Majora's Mask for Spice!
*all items are added*
Chica: *suddenly appears, looking angry, with a big sledgehammer* DIE KOUME! YOU GAVE ME SICKNESS! I MISSED MY PICNIC! DIEEEEEEEEEEE! *charges at Koume*
Koume: ACK! HELP, KOTAKE!
Kotake: Sister! *turns into Ice-Kotake* Hy-ya! *fires ice at floor*
Chica: Ack! *slips on ice, and plunges into the cauldron* NOOO!
*splash*
*cauldron bubbles and spews liquid*
Koume: Oh no! Adding Chica to the liquid has caused the unspeakable!
Ice-Kotake: It's a-a-a…
REALLY WARPED FIC!!!
Wierdo Narraratior: Once upon a time, in the land of Hyrule, there was peace. Well, no duh. With that fathead in the sacred realm, which should be capitalized, but I'm lazy. As I was saying about the fathead-
Ganon: HEY!
WN: It does NOT get capitalized, 'cause he is stupid-
Ganon: HEY!
WN: And fat… Did you see his 'Ganon' form? WHOO! Bigger than Fat- um, Fat Guy from Austin Powers 2-
Ganon: HEY!
WN: What do you want?
Ganon: Will you stop insulting me? I'm human too!
WN: Actually, you are a Gerudo. *under breath* idiot…
Ganon: THAT'S IT!!!!! LET ME OUT OF THIS STUPID REALM! I'M GONNA TAKE HYRULE SO EASY! *rumbles* AAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHHHHH!
*a portal opens, and Ganon jumps out*
WN: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! THE FATHEAD IS BA—AAAAAAAHHHHHHH! *is silenced by a energy tellitubbie, yes an energy tellitubbie!*
Ganon: Freaky! *laughs in that corny way, so you see his nose for the monstrosity that it is*
*in the Chamber of Sages*
Rauru: I have terribal news…
All sages minus Rauru: Your whight-loss program failed?
Rauru: *sobs* How d-did y-you k-k-know?
Impa: You're bigger than ever?
Saria: You have to stand in the freaky water stuff 'cause your podum thingie broke when you stood on it?
Nabooru: Your robe is all ripped?
Darunia: You've been stealing the top serlion rocks from the Dondongo's Cavern?
Ruto: You're fatter than fat-head Ganon?
Ganon: *appears on the TriForce stand thingie* I'm not fat!
Ruto: Of course not.
Ganon: Thank you.
Saria: You're a fat nose and a fatter head!
Ganon: AAAGGHHH! DIE! *fires tellitubbie symbols at the sages, shrinking them to mini-sages, then traps them in crystals, exsept for Rauru, who, even at half size, wasn't small enough to be trapped* Ha ha ha! *dissapears with crystals*
Rauru: Oh no! They left me behind! *cries* Oh, wait! I better contact the hearos! *telepathicly finds out who the heros are* OH NO!!!
~TO BE CONTINIUED~
Who are the heros? Why is Rauru so scared? Will he ever be able to loose whight? What will happen in chapter 2? Will I ever shut-up? Sorry it's so short. Will the next chapter be longer? Find out when when we return to, THE WARPED FANFICTION!