I do not own Kuroshitsuji. I only own my ideas. I suck at writing...

The Queens Guard Dog, Spider, and Cat. Three different people who would not work together if their lives depended on it. Though they soon would have to, it was the Queen's order. The Queen's Guard Dog: Ciel Phantomhive. The Spider: Alois Trancy. The Cat: Alexandra Caldon also known as Alex.

"So this is where I will finally meet the Queen's Guard Dog and The Spider?" asked a small girl, with short, midnight blue hair and blue eyes. Alexandra Caldon stepped outside from the carriage. She was wearing a black long sleeve shirt with a dark blue vest, black skirt, and black boots. "Correct. This is the Trancy estate." Said two voices in unison belonging to her twin butlers who had crimson eyes and black hair. She always had them both with her for no reason, she just liked the company.

" Well, let's check it out." Alex smirked, her first time meeting the Dog and the Spider and she already knew what they would be like. The door swung open " Welcome, you must be Miss Alexandra. You may call me Claude. The young master and the Earl Phantomhive are waiting. Follow me." Claude smiled coldly. Alex put on her act and smiled sweetly. They followed Claude into the room where everyone was waiting. Alex counted at least six demons in the room, not counting the twins. She held on tightly to both her butlers' arms. A blonde, blue- eyed boy jumped in front of her. " I'm Alois Trancy! You must be Alex!" Alois smiled. Alex suspected the other boy must be Ciel Phantomhive. I smiled my sweet fake smile " Hi! Thank you for inviting me to your beautiful mansion." I smiled at Ciel and waved. He looked up but, he didn't say anything. I spotted three purple- haired, demon triplets standing next to a tan lady with silver hair. I rushed up to them and shook their hands. " Hiya! My name is Alex! What's your name?" I asked them still wearing the fake smile. " The one on the left is Hannah and the ones beside her are Thompson, Timber, and Canterbury." Alois Didn't give them time to answer. Alex automatically grabbed Timber's arm. Sebastian smirked. " Awwww! That's cute!" Alois exclaimed. Timber didn't say anything. Hannah smiled, and the twins were trying to hold back a laugh. I let go of Timber's arm " Jason, Jackson!" I called the twins over and whispered " Protect me in case Alois gets any ideas." They nodded.

" Let's all play a game! Servants included!" Alois exclaimed. " You have to pick any person in the room but you can't pick the same person twice. Then you decide if you want to order them to do something or if you want to ask them a question. I f they decide not to do it then they're out!" Everyone decided to play. Alois went first. " Alex, I order you to kiss... Ciel!" Ciel and Alex blushed " I'll kiss him if everyone in the room turns around, except for you Alois." Alex said. Everyone turned around except for Alois. Ciel and Alex blushedd as their lips touched. They both quickly pulled away, still blushing. Everyone turned back and started to play the game again. Sebastian went next. " Young Master, did you like the kiss?" Ciel shot Sebastian a warning glace. Again with the blushing. " Well... um...maybe..." Ciel said. Alois laughed, I shot him a 'do-you-want-me-and-Ciel-to-kill-you' look. Alois automatically stopped laughing. Alex was next. " I oder the triplets to talk instead of whispering to eat other." The triplets nodded. "Maybe we should make Alex and Ciel kiss again to see what the triplets think about it!" Alois exclaimed. I didn't waste anytime tackling Alois to the ground.

Alois: "Claude! Save me! She's trying to kill me!"

Alex: "If you would sit still I could kill you and get this over with!"

Timber: " Alex is cute when she's mad."

Thompson: " Very cute."

Canterbury: "I agree."

Alois: " Claude! She's beating the shit out of me!"

Alex: "Stay still you f*cking idiot!"

Jason: "Who taught her that kind of languge?"

Jackson: "I think we did."

Claude & Sebastian: "..."

Ciel: *sigh*

Time Skip!

"It still hurts!" whined Alois. "Shut up you big baby!" Alex yelled. She thought about hitting him again. The three nobles sat in a room alone now.

Alois:" You're not the cute innocent girl I met earlier!"

Alex: "Hell yeah I'm not!"

Alois: "You beat the shit out of me!"

Alex: "Hell yeah I did!"

Ciel: "..."

Alex sighed. She now discovered she hated Alois. At least Ciel was quiet. Someone tapped on the door. Jackson and Jason whispered something to Alex. Alex nodded. " I will be leaving now! Bye-bye!" Alex put on the fake smile again and Ciel blushed and got attacked by Alois.

I still suck at writing...