Chapter 1: The Messy Morning

I grabbed my box of 'Zoolo-Pops' out of my white kitchen cabinet, located next to my white oven with orange indicator lights and nice-looking black burners. Grasping the thin cardboard box full of animals in a small crispy form. I smack it onto my wooden table. With my metal spoon and chinese bowl set up on the table all I had to do next is to get the milk out of the fridge. I quickly spun around, leaping towards the fridge in a hungry manner. I couldn't stop thinking about the appetizing meal I was going to eat. I grasped my sweaty hand onto the white, rigid fridge door handle. Pulling the fridge open forcefully, my eyes scanned through the disorganised items in my fridge which I didn't even bother to organise because I'm not really that type of person to do so anyways. My eyes locked onto the creamy gallon jug of 2% milk, I licked my lips. As an impatient fellow, I didn't like waiting most of the time. So you can guess what I did! Yep, I grabbed the milk and dashed to the table as fast as Cookie screaming "CHERRY PIE!". I smacked the milk down on the table, spilling a few drips in the process, but did I care? NO! I grabbed the box of cereal and tipped it like I was about to eat the best cereal in my life. I grabbed the leaked bottle of milk, flicking the cap off into the distance. I turned it straight upside-down letting the creamy white substance guzzle into my cereal, splashing a little on my table. But I still didn't care, my hunger was taking over my ability to even care. I flicked it back up, not even taking the time to screw the cap back on. I jolted my hand over to the big shiny metallic spoon, I grasped it really hard as it took a quick dip into my beautiful bowl full of consumable matter. I immediately pulled it out, just as the spoon was getting all cozy in my bath of white animal heaven. I opened my mouth and forced it in. Ahhhh, the satisfying tasteful sensation of the crunchy Zoolo-Pops. I slurped up the cereal and milk, admiring the sweet, crispy taste of Zoolo-Pops, the great taste of true animal bits. Chewing the last bite of the leftover substance, and slurping the last bit of the creamy liquid, I exhaled deeply. I snapped out of hunger-mode, immediately glancing around the room. I saw all the whoopsies and mistakes I made not being careful with the milk. White splotches of milk all over the floor and table. "Well gee…" I said to myself with a shrug, laughing at my own mistakes. I quickly dashed to my other cabinet, located to the left of the one which HAD the Zoolo-Pops, grabbing a handful of… At least 5 napkins, I didn't know I just grabbed a darn handful. Kneeling down onto the floor I quickly battled the stains with my trusty cheap napkins found at the clearance section of T&T Mart… Hey, I wanted to save some bells okay!? I swiped the napkins onto every stain my lazy eyes could see. BAM, just like that! Putting away my dishes and cereal, AND throwing away my soaked-up napkins, I headed out the door. I was prepared for a bright new day ahead of me. It looked, cloudy. The sun wasn't peeking out one bit, it was just… Clouds! I ignored that fact and decided to move on to my new day ahead of me. I took another step, feeling the cold breeze blow past me. I stepped out onto the grassy field, focusing my vision on the pond. Deciding I should take a visit to the town hall, maybe I could play some 'Connect 5.367' where you win by connecting 5.367 pieces in a row. Just don't ask me how that works, IT JUST DOES! I took a nice whiff of air, feeling better about myself and ignoring my past mistakes. I took a nice jog, passing by all the blooming flowers and dandelion seeds blowing across the field. Reaching my final destination, the Town Hall! I leaned, putting my hands on my knees taking a breather for a moment. With my mind refreshed, I grabbed the metal doorknob, opening the creaky door. I took another moment to take a breath, NAH I actually just stepped inside immediately.