HONNNNNNNNNNK! Went the horn in the yellow invertibrae's home.
"HOLY SH*T!" he shouted while he shot up in fright "I really need to adjust that thing."
He grabbed his pants and pulled then up. Tired, he got out of bed, went downstairs, and made himself a bowl of Kelpo. When he finally finished he grabbed his hat and started to walked to work.
While passing Patrick's house, Spongebob felt something wet and cold on the back of his neck. He immediately turned around to see Patrick licking it.
"Ummmm? What the Hell you doin'."
"Sorry, you have some Kelpo on the back of your neck, so I wanted to try some" The Pink Star responded.
"Oh... ok, right"
"No, you really do!"
"I HEARD ENOUGH!" Spongebob screamed as he pulled out a UZI from is tie and shot Patrick 69 times up his ass. The Star fell to the ground while coughing up blood, mucus, and pieces of his organs. He tried to limb away, but that did not do anything because he was struck by a garbage truck on it's way to the dump.
Spongebob smerked and continued his way to work with the UZI still in his tie.
This is only the beginning, he thought.