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'Speech'

'Thoughts'

'Spells'

In the southeastern shorelines of a Kingdom known as Fiore, there is a Dark Guild known as Falcons Claw, a guild known for trafficking illegal magic.

Recently they had found a magical item that supposedly lets a group of people travel to another universe; the object is known as the CUBE™.

A man wearing a bomber jacket, blue jeans, and white gloves. He had brown spiky hair. His name is Ylvin: the Guild master of Falcons Claw.

"Master," calls out guildmate. "We are in place to start our operation."

"Good," says Ylvin. "I shall meet up with our forces; you'll stay here with our remaining forces and guard the guild hall."

"Yes sir, but what if-"

"If what?" asks Ylvin.

"What if a guild shows like Blue Pegasus or Fairy Tail shows up?"

"HA!" laughed Ylvin. "Legal Guilds are all talk, they don't have what it takes."

"I don't know man," says the guildmate. "They took down Oracion Seis about a month ago."

"Eisenwald was just a small-time Dark Guild, but Falcons Claw is the largest guild in southern Fiore," boasts Ylvin.

"Okay, says the guildmate. "But the sooner we get started, the sooner I can get away from The CUBE™ because that thing is creeping me the hell out."

The CUBE™ is black, very black; so black that it absorbs light. Nobody knows where it came from or why it's here, but, legend says if you figure it out, reality itself with fall apart and be replaced with something new.

"Yeah, I agree; it's very, very creepy," says Ylvin. "Well, I'm going now."

"Alright."

Ylvin went towards the CUBE™, when he touched it he began to turn into an oil-like substance. The oil-like substance starts to be absorbed into the CUBE™.

"Damn," says the guildmate. "I'll never get used to that."

Colorado Springs, The Venture Compound, September, 2003, 11:30 PM

The Venture Compound; Safe, smart, and durable. A perfect example of America's industrial ingenuity. It was built by a "great" man known as; Jonas Venture Sr.

However, inside the Compounds storage room, a white version of the CUBE™ began to leak out the oil-like substance. Then the substance began to turn back into Ylvin.

When he finally solidified he noticed something. "What tHE FUCK HAPPENED HERE!" he shouted.

The entire room was full of blood, his men had been slaughtered. Some were decapitated, some necks were snapped and a lot were stabbed or punched to death.

"Uhhh." Ylvin heard a groan; one of his men was still alive. He went towards to the survivor.

"What happened here?" asks Ylvin.

"The survivor tries to say something. "ine-br-ok."

"What?"

Then suddenly, a man grabbed his neck and threw him across the room, breaking his spine. When Ylvin regained his vision he noticed a large man throwing the dead body of one of his men.

"I said, that your spine broke," says the man.

"B-bastard," he tries to say.

The man was tall, had muscles, a yellow mullet and was wearing a white tank top and darkish yellow pants. This man was Brock Samson: Bodyguard of the current Dr. Venture.

"Now," says Brock as he takes out a military knife. "You're going to tell me who you are and how many men did you bring here."

Ylvin didn't know what to do. His spine was broken, he had no way to contact his guild and he knew that he wasn't going to live through this. All he knew that he would rather face Fairy Tail then this man.

In the town of Fiore, Magnolia there is a famous Guild know as, Fairy Tail. A guild which countless legends have been born. A guild that'll no drought continues to create legends well into the future.

"Hey, Lucy!" call out a spiky pink haired boy. He wore a sleeveless, gold trimmed, black waistcoat, knee-length trousers, and black sandals. This was Natsu: The guilds Dragon Slayer.

"Oh, hey Natsu, what's up," answers Lucy. Lucy has blonde shoulder-length hair tied by a blue ribbon, a pink shirt, and blue jeans.

"Nothing much, but."

"But, what?"

"We found the best. jOB. EVER!" shouts a blue cat. The blue cat is Happy: Nuff said.

"Really?" asks Lucy. "It's probably not that great, but what is it?"

Natsu showed her a pieces paper that says

HIGH PAYING JOB!

COME TO KYSHK CITY FOR THE MOST PROFITABLE JOB IN HISTORY!

SO PROFITABLE, THAT YOU WON'T HAVE TO WORK FOR ANOTHER 200 YEARS!

PAY: 1,000,000,000 to 2,000,000,000 Jewels

JOB: WE'LL TELL YA WHEN YA GET HERE!

"So what do you think, Lucy?" asks Natsu.

"Lucy?"

After seeing the pay of the job, Lucy fainted with her eyes wide open and a smile on her face.

"Are you okay?"

Colorado Springs, The Venture Compound, September, 201X, 12:02 A.M

Two Falcons Claw guild members were through the main hall of the Venture Compound. We'll call them Jak and Rokko.

"We should split up," says Rokko.

"What? No." disagrees Jak. "We've lost contact with the main group and the others; we should focus on staying together and finding them."

"Well, we'd find them faster if we split up," Rokko counters

"You know what, I kinda agree with you," Jak says."But if we don't or do find them, we met back up here in 30 minutes."

"Alright."

"Good luck."

"You too."

Jak left and Rokko stayed there. 'Alright some of them probably went outside; So I should start there.' He thought.

However, before he could even walk an inch, he heard a sound.

"Jak? Is that you?" Rokko calls out.

Then, a spear flies through the air and decapitates Rokko.

Brock steps out of the shadows. He walks towards the desk and presses and few weapons

Outside the building, 12:07 AM

A few Falcons Claw guild members were sneaking towards the Compound exit. Then the Venture security system was activated.

There were no survivors.

Inside the building, 12:07 AM

Jak was in the living room when he started hearing the screams. "Shit."

Then the windows started to be bared. "Shit."

Then the intercoms came on. "Gentlemen; thank you for accepting this suicide mission. Now, let's get down to business," Brock announces through the intercoms.

"Shit."

"I know who you all are and what you are."

"Shit"

"You're part of a criminal organization from another dimension called Falcons Claw and you all use Magic."

"Shit."

"Your mission is something I don't care about."

"All I know is that I'm going to enjoy the shit out of doing this."

"Shit, shit, shit."

"You're all trapped here for the next 6 hours."

"Shit, fuck, shit."

"If any of you all survive you'll become legend across both worlds for; Managing to hold up against Brock Samson."

"Oh, fucking shit."

"If not… I guess you'll still be legendary, but for something different."

"Oh, shit fucking."

"So, good luck out there."

"Oh god, I'm so fucking dead."

Hide the good China, because Fairy Tail and the Venture Bros. are going to go out on a nice little date.

Reviews and criticism are welcomed.

Please point out grammatical mistakes, bad sentence structures, problems with the characters personality so I could fix those later and because I don't know how to beta.