Alright first attempt at a South Park fanfic, figure I do one since I've been into South Park since playing The Stick of Truth. Since there are a million fanfics similar to this one, I apologize if I unknowingly steal scenes from other fanfics of this similar concept. Enjoy the story.
It has been a long road for the Walker family. They had finally arrived in the small little mountain town of South Park, Colorado having moved all the way from New Jersey. The family's van and moving truck had pulled up into the driveway of a navy blue house that had a black door, shutters and a roof. After the boxes had been unloaded we see the man of the house who had a red long sleeve shirt on with navy blue jeans, brown boots, and had short brown hair, this was James Walker. He opens the door closest to the stairs which reveals a medium sizes bedroom, it had sky blue walls with beige carpeting. In it was a boy about ten years of age. He had a grey jacket with pockets, black gloves, blue jeans and a black knit cap. The boy had short brown hair that was almost a buzz cut underneath his hat. This was James's son Sean.
" How are you doing champ?" His dad says to him.
" I'm okay I guess." James senses the upset in his voice.
" Look, I know you're upset about leaving Jersey and believe me so am I." he pauses for a moment. " But your mom can't support us with her job alone which was why I took the job offer here. Besides you can make new friends here."
" Ok thanks Dad." Sean replies feeling a bit better about moving. But still it wouldn't be the same. He looked up to his dad because he was a marine in Desert Storm, he was eighteen at the time.
" No problem, how about you go outside and meet some friends while we finish unpacking everything." He suggests to Sean.
" Guess it couldn't hurt." Sean replies his dad smiles back at him and leaves the room. Shortly after Sean says goodbye to his goldfish and heads downstairs to greet his mom. Her name was Michelle, she had brown hair as well that reached her shoulders. She wore a green shirt with black capris, wore tan lipstick and brown uggs. Sean got along with his mom even though she sometimes acted weird around him. She called him her baby-boy and sometimes stared at him for more than a few seconds and would always say she did it because of how cute Sean was.
" How's my baby-boy?" she asks in a slightly high pitched voice.
" I'm good mom," Sean replies " I'm going outside to see if I can meet anyone new Dad already knows."
" Alright sweetie here take some money as well." She says while pulling out five dollars.
" Thanks!" Sean replies and no sooner had he left the kitchen the doorbell rings. " I'll get it!" Sean offers. Now who would ring the doorbell, they had just moved in. While walking to the door Sean walks past his older sister Amanda who was on her phone. She was sixteen years old and was your stereotypical white girl. Starbucks, Chipotle, and yoga pants were her life, she also had her hair dyed maroon red and had a black shirt on with black yoga pants (of course) and light brown ugg slippers. They don't get along very well so Sean doesn't talk to her that much.
When he opened the door he saw it was another boy his age. He had a blue hat with a red rim and poof ball on top on, brown jacket, red gloves, blue jeans, and black shoes on. He seems like a good guy.
" Hey, I'm Stan Marsh, I live a few houses down from you." he says while pointing at a dark green house just down the street.
" Uh.. hi, I'm Sean Walker, I'm from New Jersey." Sean replies immediately expecting a Jersey Shore reference.
" Wow dude! That's a long way from here." says Stan, Sean sighs in relief in his head. " Anyway me and four of my friends are playing basketball in the park which is down the street, I came to you seeing how you're new and could use some friends. Want to come along?" he asks.
" Sure thing I was just coming out anyways." Sean replies. Him and Stan start walking to the park." So tell me about yourself Stan." he asks while walking.
" Well to start I've lived in South Park my whole life." He starts." Since Denver is only a couple miles away my favorite sports teams are the Denver sport teams but my favorite out of all are the Broncos. My dad is a geologist in the area, my mom works is a secretary here in town, and my sister, well let's just skip her. So how about you?" said Stan.
" Like I said before I moved here from New Jersey, well South Jersey to be specific." Sean continues. " If you were to go there you'd see that the South and North are very different from each other. The North likes New York teams, the South and I like Philadelphia sports teams, my favorite are the Eagles. My dad was a marine in a war back in the early 90s, he was eighteen at the time, anyway he got fired from his job and got one here as a police officer. My mom told me she got a job as a banker and my sister is a real bitch to me, trying to say how much Starbucks and Chipotle kick ass." Sean finishes.
" Cool dude and please don't remind me of Chipotle." Stan says and notices Sean raise an eyebrow at this." Oh well you see this one time me and the guys all ate it and everyone except me got explosive diarrhea and believe me I thought I was going to explode as well!" Stan says.
" Wow man I'm sorry."
" It's alright, anyway we're here."
So they get to the basketball court and see the four kids Stan had talked about. One had a bright orange jacket, green mittens, a green ushanka, and dark green pants. Another was a kid who had an orange parka on with orange pants and brown gloves. He also had his hood tied so tightly that you could only see his eyes. The next was a kid who had a teal jacket on with grey pants and had a tuft of blond hair. The last was a fat kid who had a red jacket on with yellow gloves, brown pants, and had a similar hat to Stan but in turquois and yellow instead. They see the duo approaching with their eyes on Sean.
" Sup guys, this is Sean he just moved here all the way from New Jersey." Stan said.
" Hah, gweedo!" The fat kid replies referencing the Jersey Shore and laughs a bit. They all glare at him especially the ushanka kid.
" Damn it Cartman does he even look Italian to you!" the ushanka kid snaps at the fat kid who is named Cartman.
" Get used to that Sean, he's a dick like that all the time." Stan whispers to Sean.
" I've noticed." Sean whispers back.
" Anyways this right here is Kenny McCormick." Stan motions to the orange parka kid." This right here is Leopold Stoch but we all come him Butters." He motions to the blond kid. " This fatso right here is Eric Cartman as you may know by now."
" Hey don't call me fat you hippie!" Cartman snaps back at Stan. He must have a name for everybody. Stan ignores him and continues on.
" Lastly, this is Kyle Broflovski." he motions toward the ushanka kid.
" Also known as Jew." Cartman said. He definitely does have a name for everybody. Not only is he an asswhole but he's an anti-Semitic asshole as well.
" Screw you fatass!" Kyle snaps back.
" Actually screw you Kahl." Cartman replies back." You Jews are taking all of our money which is the reason Kenny is so poor."
" F**k you asswhole" Kenny replies in a muffled tone in defense of Kyle and proceeds to flip Cartman off.
" Alright fellars!" Butters cuts in trying to change the subject." We came here to play basketball not argue for no good reason."
" I agree." Sean replies in agreement with Butters. " Let's just play three-on-three and settle this on the court."
So the game of three-on-three had finally commenced. It was Sean, Kyle, and Stan versus Cartman, Butters, and Kenny. The first to twenty one points would be the winner. It was a very back and forth game with each side unable to get an advantage. Whenever one side scored the other would just answer back. Now it is the near the conclusion of the game with the score tied 20-20. Sean's has the ball with Cartman covering him.
" What are you going to do gweedo?" Cartman throwing an insult." Go tanning to win." Sean takes a quick look and sees that Stan and Kyle are too covered for a pass. But then a thought comes into Sean's mind.
" Look a bucket of KFC!" Sean shouts.
" Where!?" Cartman loos away taking the bait. The Sean does a spin move around him and goes for a lay up and makes it and that's all she wrote. Sean gets a high five from Stan and Kyle as well as a few pat on the backs. But Cartman stares in shock, shocked this new kid outsmarted him. " Hey no fair he distracted me!"
" Oh well Cartman!" Kyle replies. " Maybe you could trade your fat in for brains!"
" Well screw you guys, I'm going home!" Cartman shouts as he wattles away while the boys chuckle at him.
" He'll be back." Stan replies. " You seem like a cool kid Sean."
" Well thanks!" Sean says feeling great about making friends on the first day he's in South Park.
" Here let's exchange numbers." Kenny suggests and then they all proceed to give their numbers to Sean and sending him Facebook friend requests. While looking at their phones they see that it is 5:45 p.m.
" Oh wow it's that late already." Sean says shocked at how late it is.
" Aw shucks! I better get home before my parents ground me for the sixth time this week." Butters says as he walks away.
" Yeah dinner could be served soon." Kenny says as he walks away.
" Well Sean it was nice hanging out with you and welcome to South Park." Kyle says as he and Stan walk home together, they must be good friends.
Then Sean walks home and sees his family had unpacked everything. His parents are sitting on the couch together watching tv.
" Hey sport!" his dad says to him." How are you enjoying South Park?"
" It's good dad I actually made some friends as well!" Sean says happily.
" That's good baby boy." his mom replies." Dinner will be ready in a bit."
So Sean has dinner with his family, his sister goes on about how there isn't a Starbucks in South Park and how it's the end of the world. Sean just sighs at this and ignores her. Then his mom brings up something.
" By the way Sean you'll be starting school tomorrow."
" Oh okay then." Sean replies back acting calm on the outside. But on the inside he was nervous wreck about being known as the new kid.
" You'll be fine Sean." his dad says trying to boost his confidence. " You said you made friends today, they should have your back in case anybody picks on you." This made Sean confident, back at the court Stan and Kyle seemed to have his back against Cartman, the same could be said about other kids too.
" Thanks dad." Sean says to his dad which he returns it with a smile. At about 9:00 p.m Sean went to bed with his family saying good night. When he got into his bed he heard his phone vibrate and it's a Facebook message from Cartman. It said: Better watch your back.
Wow this was long, anyway don't expect an update for a little bit next week I'm going on vacation. But don't worry I'll post chapter 2 when I'm back. So don't worry and thanks for reading.