Oh, Suck it Up!

by Viv24

Most likely not what you're thinking. My second attempt at a 100 word fic, which I originally sent as an ask on tumblr, but then thought, "Eh, why not here as well?" Very cracky. Was inspired by nigahiga's "The Best Joke Ever." I obviously do not any of the characters.

"I can't stand this anymore!" yelled John as he took a sit.

"Oh, suck it up!" Sherlock snapped back, handing the blogger a boxed juice.

"But this is serious!" he replied angrily, pointing to a picture of Harry's godfather, "for all we know, it could just be a wild goose chase." John promptly reached down to grab the angry bird.

"I know it's a long shot," Sherlock pulled the rubber back on the slingshot and released it, "but I need you." John stared at the man, then sighed. He finally got up and handed him the "U."