Author's note: Okay so this is the first story I post here. I really hope you guys enjoy it. It's just supposed to be a funny story. (Btw there was no intended slash but something might be slightly implied between tony and bruce)

Oh and I know my title sucks, I was never really good at coming up with titles xD

Disclaimer: I don't own any of the avengers characters!

"What?!" yelled Tony angrily. "You heard me Stark," replied the one eyed man on the screen.

"Hell no! I refuse, I refuse, I refuse! They will not live in my tower!"

"Stark quit your bitchin'. It's only temporary until we get S.H.I.E.L.D headquarters running again, you know with the Teseract BLOWING IT UP and all," a frustrated Fury replied.

"How long is temporary? How long will it take to reconstruct it? I know how you work Fury." Tony answered skeptically still angered at the thought of sharing his tower.

"Well reconstruction would move faster, if you know, we had some a little extra funding," answered Fury with a smirk. Tony's eyes widened.

"Are you freaking serious? You want me to share MY tower, and you're asking for funding?" Tony practically yelled at the screen before taking his phone and throwing it at the monitor.

"Stark stop acting like a child. Besides Dr. Banner already lives with you."

"That's completely different."

"How so? Please enlighten me."

"Well we actually share same interests, oh you know like astrophysics.

"Stark we need to have all the Avengers together. We don't know when you guys are going to have to save the world again."

"Yeah right. Besides I SAVED the world. I RISKED my life."

"Well you would've died if Hulk hadn't caught you."

"Yeah that was the Hulk not the rest of them. He already lives with me."

"Stark seriously? I knew you were a selfish bastard but not to this extent. It's 4 freaking bedrooms. How many stories is your tower? 23?"

"Actually 27 but I use them all."

"Stop being a selfish bastard."

"Ahhhh fine! Only until the damn headquarters is rebuilt!"

"How about the funding?"

Tony gave Fury the finger and turned off the now cracked screen.

Tony plopped down on his office chair at his lab. He grabbed his whiskey bottle and took a swig while spinning in his chair. "Hey, I heard some shouting." Bruce walked into Tony's lab with a cup of coffee. "Fury pissed me off."

"I can tell," Bruce chuckled as he motioned to the cracked screen.

"He wants me to turn my Tower into a fucking hotel."

"What?" Bruce asked confused.

"Yeah that was my response too. He wants all the avengers to move in like one big happy fucking family," Tony replied bitterly.

"Ehhhh it could be worse."

"Worse? It could be worse? What could be worse than Captain Righteous, Shakespeare on steroids, and Robin Hood all living under the same roof?"

"You seem to have neglected complaining about Agent Romanoff." Bruce said with a smile and a raised eyebrow.

"Well, if it was just her I would absolutely have no problem but I mean all of them?"

"You'll learn to deal with them just as I have learned to deal with you." Bruce said with a chuckle.

"I could say the same thing about you. So far you've cost me 13,000 dollars."

"Not my fault you're an annoying drunk."

Tony managed a smile and took another swig of his whiskey.