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On the first day of Slayering my true love gave to me, a slayer in a graveyard

On the second day of Slayering my true love gave to me, two watchers with glasses and a slayer in a graveyard

On the third day of Slayering my true love gave to me, three mad vampires, , two watchers with glasses and a slayer in a graveyard

On the fourth day of Slayering my true love gave to me, four horned demons, three mad vampires, , two watchers with glasses and a slayer in a graveyard

On the fifth day of Slayering my true love gave to me, five books on witches, four horned demons, three mad vampires, , two watchers with glasses and a slayer in a graveyard

On the sixth day of Slayering my true love gave to me, six ghosts-a-haunting, five books on witches, four horned demons, three mad vampires, , two watchers with glasses and a slayer in a graveyard

On the seventh day of Slayering my true love gave to me, seven annoying chips, six ghosts-a-haunting, five books on witches, four horned demons, three mad vampires, , two watchers with glasses and a slayer in a graveyard

On the eighth day of Slayering my true love gave to me, eight boy soldiers, seven annoying chips, six ghosts-a-haunting, five books on witches, four horned demons, three mad vampires, two watchers with glasses and a slayer in a graveyard

On the ninth day of Slayering my true love gave to me, nine hairy werewolves, eight boy soldiers, seven annoying chips, six ghosts-a-haunting, five books on witches, four horned demons, three mad vampires, two watchers with glasses and a slayer in a graveyard

On the tenth day of Slayering my true love gave to me, ten blond gods, nine hairy werewolves, eight boy soldiers, seven annoying chips, six ghosts-a-haunting, five books on witches, four horned demons, three mad vampires, two watchers with glasses and a slayer in a graveyard

On the eleventh day of Slayering my true love gave to me, eleven corpses at dawn, ten blond gods, nine hairy werewolves, eight boy soldiers, seven annoying chips, six ghosts-a-haunting, five books on witches, four horned demons, three mad vampires, two watchers with glasses and a slayer in a graveyard

On the twelfth day of Slayering my true love gave to me, twelve crazy mayors, eleven corpses at dawn, ten blond gods, nine hairy werewolves, eight boy soldiers, seven annoying chips, six ghosts-a-haunting, five books on witches, four horned demons, three mad vampires, two watchers with glasses and a slayer in a graveyard