Come Around the Campfire and Listen to This Tale I am About to Tell
"Come my children! Around the campfire, let us roast marshmallows and eat s'mores!" Van Hoenheim shouted merrily. He was out in the glorious wilderness camping with his two beloved children. It was very special for Heonheim to be with them since he wasn't home much so he decided to take the little scamps camping.
"Yeah whatever," the older Edward muttered plopping down on a log beside his little sister Ada.
"Will you roast my marshmallow for me big brother Ed?" she asked innocently while holding her white kitten.
"Eh, sure," the short little kid said slightly annoyed. Although he didn't mind. Edward enjoyed taking care of his adorable little sister.
After stuffing themselves with crisp, fluffly, goodness the two children insisted on a story. Oh how it filled the old man's heart to have such attention from his only two children. Since they were around a campfire Van Hohenheim decided to tell a tale that was slightly scary, plus little Edward Elric was rather insistent on it.
"In a far of country in a world unlike ours there are people only similar to us. They have different advances in technology and many different gods they can choose to or not to worship. These gods or goddesses are known are pop stars. They sing to get more followers and this tale I'm about to inform you of is about one of the strangest pop stars, Lady Gaga," Van Hohenheim started his story with a spooky voice. Ada was clinging to her brother's arm despite how intrigued she was.
"She dressed in many strange attire. Her songs, I hear can be strange too. Some people fear this woman for they rumor her to have once been male, of course I believe not even the strongest alchemy could do that and that world doesn't even have alchemy."
"No alchemy?" Ed exclaimed upon the horrid statement. While Ada was silent with disturbance. She knew that there were people who didn't have the ability but a world full of those people. That was impossible!
"Relax, relax, it is just a story, now go to bed."
Author's Note: Um...I'm stupid and can't read things correctly? Yeah let's go with that. So I dunno about the transexual thing I just hear a bunch of rumors so yep. Hope you enjoyed it!