Honestly I can't stop myself from doing this since this idea running in my head after I wrote Chapter 30 of The Phantom Brothers. This is an alternate, non-serious take of The Phantom Brothers, this companion fic is fully intended as Joke, and will be updated after I update the main one. And oh, this one will be a shorter one, much shorter...
What if TCW era Anakin, Obi-Wan and Ahsoka, as well as TESB era Darth Vader and Luke was suddenly thrown into this Chaos?
I suggest you to read this first s/9991646/1/The-Phantom-Brothers up to Chapter 30, so you at least know the background of why little Ani is a Sith Lord here...
ENJOY!
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In two unspecified alternate universe, two groups are suddenly sucked by an universe-jumping vortex and land in front of the four Jedi Masters who still tense, facing the lil' Darth Vader who hold four years old Ahsoka Tano in his hand as a hostage.
"Damn it Anakin, I don't know where we are now, but next time you do not pilot us directly into a wormhole!" said a very annoyed, The-Clone-Wars era Obi-Wan Kenobi, into a very-very confused twenty-two years old Jedi Knight Anakin Skywalker, and behind them, Anakin's padawan, seventeen years old Ahsoka Tano stand as well.
"Where are we, Vader? And I don't remember Bespin had..." said a very-very confused Luke Skywalker to the similarly confused Darth Vader, who only replies with.
"I don't know, the Force only gave me little warning when a wormhole appears and draw us within..." said the very robotic Voice of Darth Vader from the Empire-Strikes-Back, just before he begin his duel with Luke.
"OH NO! DOOKU IS HERE!" said Ahsoka Tano who quickly turned her lightsaber on, followed by both Anakin and Obi-Wan.
"Master Yoda! you're here!" said Luke.
"What the Kriff just happened?" said little Anakin who still holding little Ahsoka from his hand.
"Why am I looking at the two younger version of myself?" said Darth Vader to no one in particular.
"ANOTHER SITH!" said Dooku who quickly notice Darth Vader's very-very dark side power as well as his glowing red lightsaber.
"Don't be a hypocrite, you're a Sith Lord too Darth Tyranus!" said Obi-Wan Kenobi.
"Wait a minute, why I am looking at my nine years old self, and why my nine years old self is now holding Ahsoka by her neck?" asked the Skyguy Anakin.
"Umm... I'm afraid that I didn't know any of you... and I am clearly holding this togruta puppy for hostage here..." said lil' Anakin confusedly.
"I sense the Dark Side is strong with you, younger version of myself. Did you finally see the truth?" said Darth Vader, who upon saying 'younger version of myself' quickly earn him an attempted attack by the Skyguy Anakin, forcing him to block the blue blade with his red one.\
"And you're still a Jedi I see, how could this..." said Darth Vader.
"Enough of this lie, Sith! What do you mean by..." said Skyguy Anakin, but lil' Anakin (or lil' Vader) quickly jump (along with lil' Ahsoka still at his hand) and asked.
"Wait, why are you two have the same force signatures as me, and why are you, yes you with blue lightsaber... have no dark side..."
"Wha? Did you learn Dark Side? how could... wait, WHO ARE YOU?" said Skyguy Anakin, who quickly jump out of the bladelock against Robo-Vader with a very confused face.
"I see, so we're dragged into alternate dimension of sorts..." said the Robo-Vader.
"I am Darth Vader, Dark Lord of The Sith..." said lil' Anakin, but then the Robo-Vader just see at him with interested glance behind his mask, surely, he tells the truth.
"So, you are the younger version of Darth Vader!" said Luke who then point out on Robo-Vader (Luke not yet learn his identity yet, he still have his right hand afterall).
"Wait, so you are future me? Cool..." asked lil' Vader who then look at the Robo-Vader with interest, earning the Skyguy Anakin's shocked look.
"You're alternate me! I will never turned into a Sith like you!" said Skyguy Anakin.
"You could be, I am used to be a Jedi too..." said Robo-Vader.
"Wait... who are you? A jedi version of Darth Vader?" asked Luke toward the Skyguy Anakin.
"Of course I am Anakin Skywalker! The hero without fear! A Jedi!" said Anakin and then Luke quickly run and hug him.
"DAD! YOU'RE ALIVE!" said Luke.
"Wait... d... dad... w..." said Skyguy Anakin, who then look toward the Robo-Vader with dirty look.
"No Luke, I am your Father... or I must say, he will be your father, but I'm afraid this Jedi version of myself is not yet know that Padme is pregnant..." said Robo-Vader.
"Anakin, did you impregnating senator Amidala?" said Obi-Wan who are now confused with all this fuss.
"And I can sense you are alternate future version of Obi-Wan Kenobi, I can assure you that Palpatine's plot to ensnare me toward the Dark Side are foiled." said Dooku, but then Skyguy Anakin point out to the lil' Vader and said.
"Umm, and now what about this younger version of myself? You let him..." said Anakin, but Ahsoka immediately jump and snatch her younger version of herself from the clutches of lil' Vader.
"Hey! My hostage!" said lil' Vader.
"I can't let the younger version of evil Skyguy to choke my younger self to death..." said Ahsoka who then quickly pat the now crying younger self and jump into safety, while Yoda, Yaddle, Cin Drallig, Dooku, Obi-Wan, and Skyguy Anakin now encircle the lil' Vader and Robo-Vader. Luke can only watch with his jaw dropped.
"Umm, I'm sorry mister older version my myself, but I can sense you're a Sith too and I hope you can help me blast these wretched Jedi by Force Lightning..." said lil' Vader, but Darth Vader just shook his head and say.
"I'm sorry, my cyborg body means I cannot use electricity based power or it will be short circuited..." said Robo-Vader, who then simply use a Force Blast to throw their opponents, only Skyguy Anakin, Dooku, and Yoda stand, but they are now busy blocking the lil' Vader's Sith Lightning.
"Great, can you help me to release brother Maul?" said lil' Vader.
"Of cour... wait a minute, did you say... MAUL?" saisd Robo-Vader.
"Of course, my Sith Master is Darth Maul, why?" asked lil' Vader to the now shocked Robo-Vader and Skyguy Anakin, as well as also shocked Obi-Wan who still struggle to stand again.
"Ma... Maul? You are trained by Darth Maul, of all people?" said Robo-Vader in disbelief.
"I can't believe that as well..." said Skyguy Anakin.
Not long after that, a very-very worried Qui-Gon Jinn and Beardless Obi-Wan Kenobi burst in as well.
"Master Qui-Gon! You're alive!" said bearded Obi-Wan, and after noticing the Padawan Obi-Wan he also said "And my younger self! Glad to see all of you here!"
"O... Obi-Wan?" said Qui-Gon confused while looking back and forth toward the beardless and bearded Obi-Wan.
"Alternate dimensions, this is..." said Yoda while silently thank to the Force, there is currently more Jedi than Sith, although one of the Sith is very powerful and skilled Robotic Sith-Lord, and the other Sith is very powerful and cunning as hell little Sith-Lord.
"Perhaps this dimension's Maul is better than a brute..." said the Robo-Vader.
"Surrender you two evil version of myself! You know that I am as strong as each of you two!" said Skyguy Anakin.
"If only you know the power of the Dark Side..." said Robo-Vader.
"Yeah! Join the Dark Side!" said lil' Vader.
"Only with the Dark Side, you can safe Padme..." said the Robo-Vader toward Skyguy Anakin, earning him looks from Obi-Wan and Ahsoka.
"Who is Padme?" asked lil' Vader.
"You don't meet Padme here yet? She... she should be at Naboo..." said Robo-Vader.
"Naboo? I killed some people there..." said lil' Vader but then BOTH the Robo-Vader and Skyguy Anakin jump close to him and both said.
"WHAT? YOU KILLLED PADME!" said both while brandishing their lightsabers toward the lil' Vader.
"I... I don't even knew who I killed there, I killed a Tolothian Jedi there, and... some Nubian troopers..." said lil' Vader, who for clear reasons fear both his older selves anger.
"Oh, and the queen or any handmaidens?" asked Skyguy Anakin and Robo-Vader, almost simultaneously.
"Umm, no, I just let the pretty Queen go when I and Maul wrecked her house at Varykino... she's as pretty as an angel, she's who you all called Padme, right?" said lil' Vader hoping to calm down his older selves.
"You wrecked the Lake House at Varykino? Did you know that we married Padme there after the battle of Geonosis?" said Skyguy Anakin and Robo-Vader simultaneously, but now it's the bearded Obi-Wan who shocked.
"Wait Anakin... you are married with... Padme? As in senator Padme Amidala?" said the bearded Obi-Wan.
"Umm, Obi-Wan, that... that..." said Skyguy Anakin stuttering, but Robo-Vader quickly shout.
"YOU TURNED HER AGAINST ME!" said Robo-Vader.
"Well, but we have two Sith Lords to arrest now..." said Dooku, but then both Skyguy Anakin and Robo-Vader grab the lil' Vader's arms, both using force blasts to break the window and jump out of the Temple.
"Don't worry master! I'll fix the problem Padme has with my younger evil self here first, I'll bring him later!" said Skyguy-Anakin.
"We'll fix you, my younger self, your relationship with Padme will be better, and after that I will train you further in the Dark Side..." said Robo-Vader.
"Where we will go? I have Maul to release first!" said lil' Vader.
"We sense Padme is in 500 Republica, we will drop you here, and you will say sorry about your rudeness toward her... you will make her fall in love with you again!" said both Skyguy Anakin and Robo Vader simultaneously.
Still at the Thousand Fountains Room at the Jedi Temple:
"I have a bad feeling about this..." said the bearded Obi-Wan.
"I have too..." said the beardless Obi-Wan.
"Are those three really my father?" said a confused Luke.
"What is your name, young one?" asked Dooku.
"Luke... Luke Skywalker... son of Anakin Skywalker..." said Luke.
"At least everyone who left here is Jedi... now, we better go to the council room and discuss many things... I know you are from alternate dimensions of sort, but we better discuss this over caff... I have many questions especially when you say I am a Sith Lord." said Dooku.
"Well, I think this will take long for that triple Anakin, with two evil and one who hopefully never turned evil... and I must warn master Qui-Gon too..." said the bearded Obi-Wan thoughtfully while stroking his beard.
"What warning?" said Qui-Gon.
"Yeah? What happened?" said the beardless Obi-Wan.
"But after seeing this... the duel at Naboo Palace will never happen... I'm glad you aren't dead yet Qui-Gon!" said the bearded Obi-Wan.
"I... dead?" said Qui-Gon.
"Darth Maul killed you in my dimension... and I was the one who train Anakin..." said the bearded Obi-Wan.
"Anakin Skywalker, the Sith-Boy's real name is, hmm?" said Yoda.
"Wait, did he..." asked the bearded Obi-Wan.
"We have captured him and his Zabrak master, but he escaped and breaking here again, he already killed several Jedi and..." said Dooku.
"I have headache coming... better we go to the council room and discuss what we shall do next!" said the bearded Obi-Wan and everyone else agreed with him.