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2 Survey
Rand Al'Thor was walking down a street somewhere in Randland. He was walking to the learning center with Min, Elayne, and Aviendha. He walked into the school.
A little dusty old man came up and said, "We have found a pre-Age-of-Legend artifact. Come and see it."
It was a computer. Of course Rand didn't know this. On the screen was this little survey. Of course Rand didn't know what a survey was either. Min, Elayne, and Aviendha crowded around it as Rand answered the questions.
Each answer had a little dot thingymabob that you click on and it highlights your choice.
Question One:
Who is your favorite character?
Rand Al'Thor
Matrim Cauthon
Perrin Aybara
Nyneave Al'Meara
Elayne Traakand
Min Farshaw
Aviendha
Padan Fain
Lanfear
Another of the Forsaken
Moridin
Moiriaine
Tuon
Tylin
The Great Lord/ the Dark One
Elaida
Egwene
Another Aes Sedai
A False Dragon
Lews Therin Telamon
Al'Lan Mandragon
Not listed
Rand was very nervous. If he didn't pick E, F, or G all three of them would kill him. He tried to select all three. It didn't work. If he only picked one, the other two would gut him. Beads of sweat dripped down his face. He randomly clicked, and it came up to….
The Great Lord/ Dark One
He never saw their fists coming.
Later when he woke up:
Question Two:
Who is the dumbest character?
Elayne
Min
Aviendha
Since Min seemed to be twirling knives around her fingers she did not seem a safe choice. Aviendha had grown up with the spear. He chose:
Elayne
He had convenintally forgotten she could channel. Finally weeks later when he recovered:
Question 3:
What does a heartstone remind you of:
A glass plate
Rand's head on a glass plate
Mat after Ebou Dar
Rand chose B.
Question 4:
Why is Lews Therin always screaming NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ILLEYNA!!!
He killed his wife; he is sorry
He killed Illeyna, and he knows she'll come back
Cause Illeyna is his wife and she is walking into the room
Rand chose C. He got dangerous glares from all three women.
Question 5:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side
Cause it darn well wanted to
Why do I care?
Faile was chasing it
The Forsaken were after it
Elayne: why would the forsaken be after a chicken
Aviendha: not a clue; I guess it wanted to cross a dumb road
Min: I'd say either B or C
Elayne: have u forgotten about Faile
Rand: NO!!! Poor Perrin
Aviendha: what does this have to do with anything
Elayne: not a clue
Min: WHAT DO YOU HAVE A CLUE ABOUT?
Aviendha saves Min's life by rolling on the floor laughing.
Elayne: aren't you supposed to be my first sister
Avi: hehehehehehehehehe
Lews Therin in Rand's head: AES SEDAI. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! !! ILLEYNA!!!!!
Rand chose E.
Please feel free to give your answers on your REVIEW!
1
2 Survey
Rand Al'Thor was walking down a street somewhere in Randland. He was walking to the learning center with Min, Elayne, and Aviendha. He walked into the school.
A little dusty old man came up and said, "We have found a pre-Age-of-Legend artifact. Come and see it."
It was a computer. Of course Rand didn't know this. On the screen was this little survey. Of course Rand didn't know what a survey was either. Min, Elayne, and Aviendha crowded around it as Rand answered the questions.
Each answer had a little dot thingymabob that you click on and it highlights your choice.
Question One:
Who is your favorite character?
Rand Al'Thor
Matrim Cauthon
Perrin Aybara
Nyneave Al'Meara
Elayne Traakand
Min Farshaw
Aviendha
Padan Fain
Lanfear
Another of the Forsaken
Moridin
Moiriaine
Tuon
Tylin
The Great Lord/ the Dark One
Elaida
Egwene
Another Aes Sedai
A False Dragon
Lews Therin Telamon
Al'Lan Mandragon
Not listed
Rand was very nervous. If he didn't pick E, F, or G all three of them would kill him. He tried to select all three. It didn't work. If he only picked one, the other two would gut him. Beads of sweat dripped down his face. He randomly clicked, and it came up to….
The Great Lord/ Dark One
He never saw their fists coming.
Later when he woke up:
Question Two:
Who is the dumbest character?
Elayne
Min
Aviendha
Since Min seemed to be twirling knives around her fingers she did not seem a safe choice. Aviendha had grown up with the spear. He chose:
Elayne
He had convenintally forgotten she could channel. Finally weeks later when he recovered:
Question 3:
What does a heartstone remind you of:
A glass plate
Rand's head on a glass plate
Mat after Ebou Dar
Rand chose B.
Question 4:
Why is Lews Therin always screaming NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ILLEYNA!!!
He killed his wife; he is sorry
He killed Illeyna, and he knows she'll come back
Cause Illeyna is his wife and she is walking into the room
Rand chose C. He got dangerous glares from all three women.
Question 5:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side
Cause it darn well wanted to
Why do I care?
Faile was chasing it
The Forsaken were after it
Elayne: why would the forsaken be after a chicken
Aviendha: not a clue; I guess it wanted to cross a dumb road
Min: I'd say either B or C
Elayne: have u forgotten about Faile
Rand: NO!!! Poor Perrin
Aviendha: what does this have to do with anything
Elayne: not a clue
Min: WHAT DO YOU HAVE A CLUE ABOUT?
Aviendha saves Min's life by rolling on the floor laughing.
Elayne: aren't you supposed to be my first sister
Avi: hehehehehehehehehe
Lews Therin in Rand's head: AES SEDAI. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! !! ILLEYNA!!!!!
Rand chose E.