Cat + Doll = ????
It was a peaceful night in Gotham City. The citizens were at home, sitting with their families. Villains were locked up in the Arkham Asylum. Yup, everything was peaceful, well except for maybe at the Gotham Museum that is!
Inside the museum, we see Catwoman walking up to a golden cat statue, incased in a glass box. She slowly walked up to it and purred.
"So far, so good! No Batman in sight! Maybe for once, I can steal without someone ruining my purrrrr-fect fun" Catwoman said and then chuckled at her own pun.
"Oh please! Do you really think it's going to be that easy, kitty?" A familiar voice rang out of nowhere, which surprised Catwoman and caused her to fall onto the ground. She slowly got up and looked around.
"Kitty?……Alright Ragdoll, come on out" Catwoman demanded.
"Why, of course my little kitten!" Ragdoll said and came out of a vase. He then let out a laugh.
"Figures you'd come out in some of the most weirdest ways!" Catwoman said, annoyed that Ragdoll was here.
"I like to show off sometimes" Ragdoll commented.
"Whatcha here for, Ragdoll?" Catwoman asked.
"The same thing you're after!" He said.
"OH NO! I clearly said that cat related items were mine. NOT YOURS RAGGY!" Catwoman hissed and yelled at the same time.
"Oooooooooo! Tough luck toots! I'm taking that golden cat and selling in on the internet for a million dollars!" Ragdoll said with a smirk.
"Alright Raggy, how about we make a deal? I get this little prize and the next time we meet, I let you get whatever it may be?" Catwoman asked, hopping to fool Ragdoll. He put his hand to his chin and started to think.
"Hhhhmmmmm? Tempting! But, no thanks!" Ragdoll said and quickly launched toward Catwoman. Before realizing what was going to happen, Ragdoll collided with Catwoman and the two fell to the floor. Ragdoll quickly wrapped around Catwoman's body as the two got up.
"You've got three seconds to let go of me!" Catwoman hissed and growled at Ragdoll. He just laughed.
"My dear, what makes you think I'd do that?" Ragdoll asked and started to squeeze Catwoman. She yelped in pain and fell to the floor and then Ragdoll let go of her and jumped to the glass box.
He picked up the glass and threw it at the wall and then picked up the statue. He stared at it for a minute.
"So long, kitty-cat!" Ragdoll called as he started to run toward an exit. Catwoman quickly got up and ran after Ragdoll.
"I don't think so, Raggy!" Catwoman said and took out her whip and whipped Ragdoll down onto the floor, inches away from an exit.
Catwoman walks up to Ragdoll and takes the statue.
"I see the kitty still has her claws! For a second I though you were going soft!" Ragdoll said as Catwoman stood on top of him.
"You should know me better Raggy!" Catwoman said staring down at Ragdoll. He smirked.
"What are you smiling about?" Catwoman asked.
"It appears you've forgotten what I'm capable of!" Ragdoll answered and quickly used his twistable legs to kick Catwoman down onto the floor. Catwoman cursed under her breath, as to forgetting what Ragdoll was capable of doing.
He got up and took the statue from her and ran outside the exit door. She also got up and chased after him. Right when Catwoman was about to snag Ragdoll, he jumped into the air and swung onto a pole.
"Nice try, but you're going to have to do better than that to best old Ragdoll here!" Ragdoll said. Catwoman smirked.
"I intend to!" She said and jumped toward Ragdoll, who swung up onto a rooftop. She jumped onto the rooftop and the two continued their chase.
When Catwoman got close enough to Ragdoll, she pounced on him and the two began to wrestle over the statue, unaware that a shadowy figure was watching them.
Suddenly, a shot was heard and before the two could react, they were tied up together.
"What the?" Ragdoll questioned. The shadowy figure stepped toward the two criminals and it was none other than…BATMAN!
"Why hello, Batsy! What took you so long?" Catwoman asked as she tried to get up, but to no avail.
"Oh nothing" The dark night answered. He stepped closer toward the two tied criminals. Catwoman suddenly got an idea.
"Raggy, follow my lead" Catwoman whispered into his ear, or at least thought that was were his ear was anyway. Catwoman turned her head to the left and gained a shocked expression.
"Is that the Joker?" Catwoman questioned. Batman quickly turned his head. She smiled.
"Whe--" Batman is cut off by Catwoman kicking Batman in the stomach. He falls to the floor and Ragdoll rolls over to get up.
"So long, Batman!" Ragdoll said and laughed, then ran and jumped down the roof, with Catwoman still tied to his back. Batman quickly got up and ran toward the way they jumped but when he got there, they were gone.
"Well, at least they didn't get the statue" Batman said and walked over to the statue.
Meanwhile, somewhere in an alley. We see Catwoman cutting the rope and in a few seconds the two are freed.
"Curses, Batman just had to ruin my fun. Well, I be seeing ya later Raggy!" Catwoman said and jumped onto the roof. He smirked.
A/N : Tell me what you think okay? This is my first Ragdoll X Catwoman story because I love them as a couple and they are one of my favorite characters. Also, please read my Invader Zim / Batman crossover. I's need reviews! It makes me feel happy inside and blah, blah, blah HA HA I make myself laugh!
I also have another Batman idea. Tell me what you think.
1. After a misunderstanding, Batgirl believes that Batman doesn't really care for her and thinks she isn't in for the super-hero gig (ha ha gig!). She becomes depressed, that is until the Joker shows up and seeing it as a good way to get rid of Batman and get a sidekick, the two join forces to take down Batman, once and for all.