Yu-Gi! Yami Yu-Gi! Don't go into the Light
They say that when two people live in one mind, the end results are terrible.
The white building. Many people have entered this large building most never come out. When you come close to the building, the guards are most friendly, even when they follow you. The people that work there dress in white coats, like doctors.but this is no general hospital. It's 1-hour drive out of the city. *DAH DAHH DAHHHH*
As you walk through the halls, the customer's stair, point, and pick their noises. You go to the front desk, and see the most horrible site.A sleeping blonde with bright pink eye shadow, up to her eyebrows. *DAH DAHH DAHHHH* You stair at this sleeping blonde for minutes, then the most disturbing thing happens, she begins to snore, drool, and the biggest damn booger bubble comes floating out of her noise. You watch, and watch as it floats into the air and EXPLODES *ooooooooo*.
The buggers are now on your noise dripping into your mouth. You do nothing by stand there. Finally you walk to the bathroom, and clean up.
As you come back you wear a plastic suit. Just incase. You walk to the desk of doom and whack the blonde over the head. She wakes like the dead. You look at her with a twitch in your eye and ask. "mememememe mememe memememememe memememe?"
She replies " Room 201. Second floor." And smiles as drool falls from her face. You nod your head in thanks and carry on your way. You find the stairs and make your way to the second floor.
You walk through what seems like a maze, then you finally find room 2.0.1... *DAH DAHH DAHHHH*
You look in the tiny window and there is the person you came for.Yu- GI! As you look you notice that the walls are patted with fluff, and that Yu-Gi is wearing a straight jacket. *DAH DAHH DAHHH*
He rocks back and forth over and over again. You don't understand, but that's okay, you don't understand a lot of things.
'That person I know her.'
'HA. You know her? Damn she ugly.'
'Don't say that. She's my friend.'
'You don't have any friends. You don't even have cards.'
'Well if it wasn't for you, I would still have my cards.'
'If it wasn't for me? AHAHA AHAHA. I was the one who got you those cards. Remember?'
'NO! I got those cards. ME! ME! ME!'
'Its always about you isn't it?'
'STOP IT! Or I'll do it again.' 'No don't. If you do we will never have our own voice, again. Our own Mind.' 'OH! Well I guess its better to have no mind, then two minds.' "No! NOT AMI!' 'YES AMI!' 'NO!' . . . . . . . . . . . .
"What are you doing Yu-Gi? What's going on in your mind?" "Are you her?" "Yeah, I'm her. Who wants to know?" "Come with me if you want to live." "What?" "I mean come with me to hear Yu-Gi." She walked with the ugly doctor to a room. There was a window to Yu-Gi's room. You could hear everything he said. "Why does he rock back and forth like that doctor?" She asked. "Because. Now just listen to what's he about to say" Doc replied.
Yu-Gi rocked back and forth, he looked at the window, and as he did a weird not Yu-Gi's voice spoke. "You can be AMI." He said.
"What was that?" She asked.
"Just keep listening."
"You can be AMI. We are going to watch a moovie on copping.copping.copping with teeasing. Harry teeases AMI on the way she sleerps her milk.ahha ahha ahha."
Silence came from the room where they watched Yu-Gi.
"YOU CAN BE AMI..."
Authors Comment ^_^ Okay this is mostly likely a really bad Yu-Gi-Oh tale. Bad plot bad a lot of things. Hahaha. But then again this is my first story and I will do better in the near future. ^ . ^ Well I hope you people at least found it some what funny.
Himawari-San ^_^
They say that when two people live in one mind, the end results are terrible.
The white building. Many people have entered this large building most never come out. When you come close to the building, the guards are most friendly, even when they follow you. The people that work there dress in white coats, like doctors.but this is no general hospital. It's 1-hour drive out of the city. *DAH DAHH DAHHHH*
As you walk through the halls, the customer's stair, point, and pick their noises. You go to the front desk, and see the most horrible site.A sleeping blonde with bright pink eye shadow, up to her eyebrows. *DAH DAHH DAHHHH* You stair at this sleeping blonde for minutes, then the most disturbing thing happens, she begins to snore, drool, and the biggest damn booger bubble comes floating out of her noise. You watch, and watch as it floats into the air and EXPLODES *ooooooooo*.
The buggers are now on your noise dripping into your mouth. You do nothing by stand there. Finally you walk to the bathroom, and clean up.
As you come back you wear a plastic suit. Just incase. You walk to the desk of doom and whack the blonde over the head. She wakes like the dead. You look at her with a twitch in your eye and ask. "mememememe mememe memememememe memememe?"
She replies " Room 201. Second floor." And smiles as drool falls from her face. You nod your head in thanks and carry on your way. You find the stairs and make your way to the second floor.
You walk through what seems like a maze, then you finally find room 2.0.1... *DAH DAHH DAHHHH*
You look in the tiny window and there is the person you came for.Yu- GI! As you look you notice that the walls are patted with fluff, and that Yu-Gi is wearing a straight jacket. *DAH DAHH DAHHH*
He rocks back and forth over and over again. You don't understand, but that's okay, you don't understand a lot of things.
'That person I know her.'
'HA. You know her? Damn she ugly.'
'Don't say that. She's my friend.'
'You don't have any friends. You don't even have cards.'
'Well if it wasn't for you, I would still have my cards.'
'If it wasn't for me? AHAHA AHAHA. I was the one who got you those cards. Remember?'
'NO! I got those cards. ME! ME! ME!'
'Its always about you isn't it?'
'STOP IT! Or I'll do it again.' 'No don't. If you do we will never have our own voice, again. Our own Mind.' 'OH! Well I guess its better to have no mind, then two minds.' "No! NOT AMI!' 'YES AMI!' 'NO!' . . . . . . . . . . . .
"What are you doing Yu-Gi? What's going on in your mind?" "Are you her?" "Yeah, I'm her. Who wants to know?" "Come with me if you want to live." "What?" "I mean come with me to hear Yu-Gi." She walked with the ugly doctor to a room. There was a window to Yu-Gi's room. You could hear everything he said. "Why does he rock back and forth like that doctor?" She asked. "Because. Now just listen to what's he about to say" Doc replied.
Yu-Gi rocked back and forth, he looked at the window, and as he did a weird not Yu-Gi's voice spoke. "You can be AMI." He said.
"What was that?" She asked.
"Just keep listening."
"You can be AMI. We are going to watch a moovie on copping.copping.copping with teeasing. Harry teeases AMI on the way she sleerps her milk.ahha ahha ahha."
Silence came from the room where they watched Yu-Gi.
"YOU CAN BE AMI..."
Authors Comment ^_^ Okay this is mostly likely a really bad Yu-Gi-Oh tale. Bad plot bad a lot of things. Hahaha. But then again this is my first story and I will do better in the near future. ^ . ^ Well I hope you people at least found it some what funny.
Himawari-San ^_^