Title: Neko Madness
Author: Himuro Miharu
Pairing: Romano/Spain(nekotalia) Lovino/Antonio(human Romano/Spain), Italy/Germany(Nekotalia), Feliciano/Ludwig(human Italy/Germany)
Genre: Fluff/Humour
Rating: K
Warnings: Romano's language, nekotalia crack
Summary:When Antonio takes Spain to the vet Romano gets angry and takes that anger out on the furniture, much to the displeasure of Germany. Nekotalia fic~
Notes:So it's really random, but this is pretty much how I envision our house being while we're gone. Our new pup Pip chews EVERYTHING when we're gone.
Disclaimer: Hidekaz Himaruya owns them~
Flexing his claws a beige coloured cat looked up at the curtains, raising one paw in the air. The sun caught his fur, the light causing his deep brown patches to appear auburn red, his olive eyes flashing.
"Romano! What are you doing?!" A bleu gray tom growled, approaching.
The smaller cat scowled, turning to him.
"Go to hell Wilhelm. I can do what I want. Antonio won't do anything anyway."
The gray tom scowled, swiping his paw across the other cat's face.
Yowling the cream taby reacted violently, scratching the tom repeatedly.
"Ve-meow! Don't do that fratello! It's mean!" A second beige tabby, this one having lighter brown patches, cried tackling the slightly larger cat.
"Play with me fratello! Leave Germany alone!"
"Get off idiota! I'm slicing these damned things because I can, and then I'm slicing his fucking face! Now move!"
Shoving the smaller cat away he yowled and jumped at the curtains, slicing down violently.
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Entering the house the four humans gawked at the sheer chaos that lay before them. The curtains were trashed, sliced from top to bottom and hanging in pieces, a pillow was shredded, stuffing all over the floor.
"Aye! Mios dios what happened here?!" Antonio cried, looking at his living room, the feline in the crate he was holding hissed, wanting to be let down.
"Romano! You little fucker what did you do?!" Lovino screamed at the cat, the feline hissing right back as if yelling.
Crouching down Antonio opened the cage, the tan ball of fluff darting out, running quickly to his mate and tackling the irate cat.
"What did you do this for Romano?"
"I wanted to slice the damn curtains. They're hideous anyway stupid."
Looking around the cat sighed, nudging him.
"Why did you do that to the pillow?"
"Because I fucking felt like it. I was pissed off alright?"
"Aaaaw Roma missed me!" Spain exclaimed, tackling his mate happily.
"Get off me! I didn't miss you damn it!" Yowling he scratched his mates nose and ran off, the pudgy feline following quickly.
"What the fuck is wrong with them?" Lovino asked, running a hand through his hair, looking to his brother.
"They're in love. They can't help it." Antonio explained, wrapping arms around his waist.
The smaller Italian collected his cats and left, laughing at his brothers cursing as he cleaned the living room.
"Ve Luddy...do you think he was jealous we took Spain and left him?"
"I...don't know Feli."
"FUCK YOU ANTONIO!"
With a laugh Feliciano climbed into the car, Ludwig following with a shake of the head.