Once again, I may be the first of what I hope to be many.
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"Rrrrrrrroooooooobbbbbbbiiiii iiinnnnnnnn!"
A voice, more of a whine really, rung out on the foggy decks of Aron's ship. Turning to (Sorta) acknowledge his wimpy captain a stoic young man shivered in distaste. Said man was quickly seized by shoulders and shook until he was sure his head would snap from neck.
"I think I'm gay!"
That made him violently throw the idiot away and draw his sword on instinct. Even to him the money wasn't worth it. Man-handled moron collapsed to the ground and rolled across the floor tears streaming from his eyes. He mumbled and sobbed looking up at the furious first mate pleadingly.
"Oh, what will mom say?"
The white-haired male backed away slightly.
"Did you hear me?' 'I like Ronnie…. I must be gay!"
As the man-child broke into wails Robin chose his exit and made himself scarce.
"….Robin?"
…...
Ronnie hummed as she trotted outside unaware of the mounting chaos that was heading her way until it was too late. A spiral of air whirled around and something slammed into her side knocking her breath from her body. Her feet were taken out from under her and her mind sent spinning as she was hoisted into the air.
"I'm gay, Ronnie!"
The sudden closeness caused her face to burn hot as his unshaven cheek lightly scraped hers. She tried to reach his eyes to see what emotions they held but all she got for her trouble was a mouth-full of his shirt.
"-Murff!?"
He pulled her closer.
"We'll have to elope and run away!"
He felt something very un-masculine press into his chest.
"…I-I can't go home…; I….can't tell…mom?"
Those curves didn't belong to a guy.
"…Oh."
He moved slightly and locked eyes with the flustered girl.
"….So I'm not gay…."
She got angry then, embarrassment and scandalous position forgotten in her ire.
"Wh-What are you talking about?' 'I told all of you I was a woman; no one believed me!"
"…Cool."
"What the hell does that mean?!"
Her outbursts were rapidly overcome as the impulsive captian claimed her lips.
…...
"You saw that too, right?"
The shorter crewmate just nodded warily.
"I didn't hear what they said but their actions read loud and clear; it's contagious."
They both began to panic and their screams could be heard across the vessel.
"The gay is spreading!"
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I don't much like this pairing(I prefer RobinxRonnie). This was for a good friend. See ya!