A completely useless story about lord of the rings. I think
It was a dark and stormy night, when the ninjas attacked the alehouse. Obviously, Merry and Pippin were inside, drinking their hearts out when thy saw the ninjas. They screamed in a high-pitched girly voice and grabbed a nearby flamethrower, burning the ale and it exploded. They narrowly escaped.
Pippin sighed, and looked at merry, tears in his eyes. "merry?" Merry turned "what is it pip?" "We just wasted perfectly good ale." "No we didn't pip." "we could've drunk that ale." "We did pip" "It was perfectly-" "PIP THERE WAS NONE LEFT." Pippin stopped, and looked at merry. "Oh, ok then."
They walked back to pippins house, and walked into the basement, looking for any ale or mushrooms they might have stolen the week before. Merry reached into his pocket and fingered something, and then turned to pip. "Hey pip, want a muffin?" Pippin screamed so loud the windows almost broke. "NOOO!!!" He scrambled up the steps still screaming. "YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!" Merry ran after him, grabbing his hairy foot and pulling him back down the steps, holding the muffin as if it was a lethal weapon. "Pip, your gunna get over your fear of muffins.." "NOOO!!!" pippin screamed again, and wacked merry over the head, and ran back up the steps. He burst into his living room, finding Aragorn, Gimli, and Legolas in pink frilly dresses, having a tea party. "WHAT THE CRAP IS GOING ON??" pippin asked, afraid and confused.
Aragorn turned, seeing pippin, and stood up taking off his bonnet. "This is... gah... a tea party. Legolas somehow got me to do it..." he turned to legolas just to be met face to face with an arrow. He gulped. "Oh yeah, that's how.." Gimli held up his teacup and looked at legolas. "More tea, please." Pippin backed up, and turned, to see merry with the muffin. Merry shoved the muffin down pippins throat, as pippin fell to the floor, gurgling. Merry smiled a smile of victory, when he realized legolas Gimli and aragorn. He walked over, and grabbed a finger sandwich. "Food..." Legolas smacked merry's hand, forcing him to drop the sandwich. "You must be dressed appropriately to eat." Merry blinked. "Im not that hungry." He looked over at the dead pippin on the floor. "Pip?" Pip's head shot up. "Yes merry?" Merry shook his head. "Never mind..."
Gandalf suddenly appeared at the window, looking inside. He was quite disturbed seeing legolas aragorn and Gimli, but assuming it was some sort of phase, he went on. "we are being attacked by nazgul!" he said. Merry screamed, and pippin stood up. Legolas, Aragorn and Gimli jumped out the window, getting the bows and arrows, and started shooting at the nazgul above.
Merry and pippin looked at each other, and nodded, and then ran into the nearby woods.
It was a dark and stormy night, when the ninjas attacked the alehouse. Obviously, Merry and Pippin were inside, drinking their hearts out when thy saw the ninjas. They screamed in a high-pitched girly voice and grabbed a nearby flamethrower, burning the ale and it exploded. They narrowly escaped.
Pippin sighed, and looked at merry, tears in his eyes. "merry?" Merry turned "what is it pip?" "We just wasted perfectly good ale." "No we didn't pip." "we could've drunk that ale." "We did pip" "It was perfectly-" "PIP THERE WAS NONE LEFT." Pippin stopped, and looked at merry. "Oh, ok then."
They walked back to pippins house, and walked into the basement, looking for any ale or mushrooms they might have stolen the week before. Merry reached into his pocket and fingered something, and then turned to pip. "Hey pip, want a muffin?" Pippin screamed so loud the windows almost broke. "NOOO!!!" He scrambled up the steps still screaming. "YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!" Merry ran after him, grabbing his hairy foot and pulling him back down the steps, holding the muffin as if it was a lethal weapon. "Pip, your gunna get over your fear of muffins.." "NOOO!!!" pippin screamed again, and wacked merry over the head, and ran back up the steps. He burst into his living room, finding Aragorn, Gimli, and Legolas in pink frilly dresses, having a tea party. "WHAT THE CRAP IS GOING ON??" pippin asked, afraid and confused.
Aragorn turned, seeing pippin, and stood up taking off his bonnet. "This is... gah... a tea party. Legolas somehow got me to do it..." he turned to legolas just to be met face to face with an arrow. He gulped. "Oh yeah, that's how.." Gimli held up his teacup and looked at legolas. "More tea, please." Pippin backed up, and turned, to see merry with the muffin. Merry shoved the muffin down pippins throat, as pippin fell to the floor, gurgling. Merry smiled a smile of victory, when he realized legolas Gimli and aragorn. He walked over, and grabbed a finger sandwich. "Food..." Legolas smacked merry's hand, forcing him to drop the sandwich. "You must be dressed appropriately to eat." Merry blinked. "Im not that hungry." He looked over at the dead pippin on the floor. "Pip?" Pip's head shot up. "Yes merry?" Merry shook his head. "Never mind..."
Gandalf suddenly appeared at the window, looking inside. He was quite disturbed seeing legolas aragorn and Gimli, but assuming it was some sort of phase, he went on. "we are being attacked by nazgul!" he said. Merry screamed, and pippin stood up. Legolas, Aragorn and Gimli jumped out the window, getting the bows and arrows, and started shooting at the nazgul above.
Merry and pippin looked at each other, and nodded, and then ran into the nearby woods.