Disclaimer: I have written this story with another author. Her name is Tessa. Neither Tessa not I own any of the characters in the story. None of the events are based on a true story, they are entirely fictional. ( Someone please tell me if there is anything we need to add to the disclaimer...this is our first fanfic....thanks).
Chapter 1:
POTTY NEEDS THE POTTY
Potty's P.O.V
It's a hot day today & I'm not talking about the weather (damn I look fine today)! Of course we are stuck in the dungeons with Snape & the Slytherbins (he he, like the name I made up?). Hanyway....moving on now...Where was I?
'Excuse me, where was I?'
'You were gloating'
'I was....ah yes, I was! Mwahahahaha cough, cough, cough I think I swallowed a fly! Can we do this over? I messed up my line.'
!!!CUT!!!
Hanyway, Snape's talking & I think it's English, but I can't understand a word he's saying! It's a language I like to call bibble. So in other words, he's talking bibblish.............................................................................................................................................
...........What's that? Snape just started speaking in English again. He said: 'Someone in that corner has disgraced themselves!'
Oh wait.......I'm sitting in the corner...SHIT....no literally... I mean SHIT!
(Snape) 'POTTER!'
DOUBLE SHIT.....again, literally DOUBLE SHIT!
(Draco) 'Does Potty need the potty?'
(Harry) 'No...Not anymore!'
Why is it that the second someone admits to shitting themselves, everyone moves away from them? Even their best friends (I thought Ron liked that sort of thing)? On the plus side, I'm wearing RON'S underwear & I must say they're a bit tight, not to mention, pink & frilly. I hope these aren't Hermione's......
Ron's P.O.V
I would normally move closer to Harry when he does that sort of thing....but Hermione's watching...so I'd better not. Besides...it's usually Neville who soils himself (why do you think he's called Longbottom?).
(To Hermione) 'I can't believe Harry just soiled himself!'
(Hermione) 'I can, I mean we did pit laxatives in his breakfast this morning.'
(Ron) 'Good point.'
(To Himself) So that's what laxatives are for....
Draco's P.O.V
(Draco's Brain) 'See Draco, you're not the only one.'
(Draco) 'SHUT UP BRAIN!'
(Draco's Conscience) 'At least he can admit it!'
(Draco) 'YOU TOO CONSCIENCE! Hang on.....I thought I got rid of you!'
(Draco's Conscience) 'You did.....but I came back.'
(Draco) 'Damn it!'
(Draco's Conscience) 'Hey, do you think I like being your conscience?'
(Draco's Brain) 'And do you think I like being your brain?'
starts whacking his head
(Draco) 'SHUT UP, ALL OF YOU JUST SHUT UP!'
Point Of View