Notes Found By Argus Filch During Spring Cleaning

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Chapter 1: Notes Passed Between Katie Bell and Alicia Spinnet In History Of Magic Class, November 20th.

Italics Alicia

Hey Leash!

I am no longer Leash...as I am dead...as I have not finished my potions homework...therefore Snape will kill me...therefore I will be dead...so therefore I am not Leash anymore...sup?

Ahahaha! Sucked in! Alrighty then...hey Leash's corpse! Not much is up, just...someone in this room is looking MIGHTAY FINE today...you??

I realize I look mighty fine Katie...I appreciate that you noticed.

...Apart from you douche bag.

I'd prefer that you wouldn't talk about my bag of douche like that! It has feelings too you know!

...all right then, apart from you and your very attractive bag of douche, if that made sense.

Oh it made absolutely no sense whatsoever...but I'll overlook that fact just this once.

Oh good!

Just out of curiosity...who is it that you think is mighty fine?

...no one

You obviously want me to bug you about it...so I won't! Mwahahahah! Feel the wrath!

feels wrath oooh! That feels nice...and if you don't care you won't mind if I don't tell you who Angiepants thinks is fine either!

You both think someone is fine and no one informed me??!

...Yup, we were gonna tell you last night, but you were 'busy'...which leads me to who YOU think is fine!!

I was not 'busy'...I was beating the living crap out of George Weasley...and I do not fancy anyone!

Like I said...you were 'busy'...and you do too! You've only been looking over at him every minute...and do I detect a hint of lip gloss and eyeliner??

First of all...don't you DARE imply that I like George Weasley! You know that I hate him! Second of all...I have a rash...that's...uhh...rash medication.

Aww! That's so cute! I give you my blessings!

Keep your bloody blessings away from me!

Aahahahahhahahaha! Your blushing!

RASH!

Nuh Uh!

Leash??

Leash??

Leash are you gonna reply??

No

Aliciaaaaaaa!

LEASH!!!

...I'll give you a chocolate frog....

...I'm listening...well....reading...but you know what I mean.

My Gran sent them to me.

Your gran is scary, when I went to stay with you last summer; she kept pinching my cheek and calling me Bertha.

Ahahahah, man that was funny ...But I feel your pain, along with the chocolate she sent a letter calling me Mildred and congratulating me on the baby.

Ahahahahhaha...hurrah for the senile elderly.

Indeed. AHAHA! You just looked over there AGAIN!

Don't start this again!

Fine...but you two would be sooo cute together!

Leash?

Leeash??

Fine

End of note

Notes passed between Fred and George in History of Magic class, November 20th:

Uhh...George, Alicia keeps looking over at you.

...really? She isn't looking now...oh...no...wait...she is now...she glared at me...she looks like she has a rash...

Yeah...well...at least it looks like she's using the right medication for it.

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