Pointless Rikku Poem

by Meilan Firaga

Okay, this is an example of what writer's block does to me. Oy. You are SO in for it. It's kind of funny, but that's only because of how stupid I can be. Have fun.

YAY!  I wrote this a long time ago at about two o clock in the morning because I couldn't sleep.  Enjoy the pointlessness.

Disclaimer:  I only have a pom-pom and a pair of stripey socks!

My name is Rikku

I'm an Al Bhed

And if you make me mad

I'll hit you in the head

I'm only sixteen

Some say still a baby

But Auron doesn't think so

Though Wakka really hates me

My home's in the desert

Lost among the sands

It's where I got my claw

And survived heat without fans              (!?!)

My cousin's name is Yuna

I call her Yunie

She's in love with Tidus

And for that she's a loonie

I'm in love with Auron

Sometime's he's real mean

But down inside his heart

He's sweeter than he seems

This poem's getting pointless

'Cause I have nothing else to say

So I'll just leave you hanging

And go a long my way!

Okay, I'm an idiot.  So sue me.  It was writer's block late at night.  Please review, I'm desperate.

All righties, I just finished reading Your Mom Wears Shoes by Da Dysfunctional Duo and I just want to say, though sick at points, that story is frickin' hilarious!  Britney is Satan!  POWER TO THE FISHIES!

Bye.