How long has it been since I've been here? How long has it been since I've written? I haven't DARED gone into the Invader Zim section or to work on any of my fanfics since it was cancelled. I thought I would just go CRAZY seeing all these fics…and it wouldn't leave my head.

It was actually only a few minutes ago I read through almost every single review I've gotten from all my Zim fics…how much people enjoyed them? How much I enjoyed YOURS…

Finally, I read one that just made me snap…I was fine, now! Screw Nickelodeon! I don't have to give up on writing or reading things I loved so much! It's not MY fault if the Nickelodeon executives don't have brains!

So, yes! I'm back! I'm finally back! In fact, I feel like writing a Zim fic right now…so many ideas going through my head…READY FOR A FLOOD?!?

Now seriously, I'd be surprised if anyone here even remembers me anymore. Am I merely a shadow now? DON'T CARE! Here I am, and I'm staying! *Jumps around all happily*

Silef: Finally! Here I am! I live! I BREATHE!!

Me: Yeah…too bad…

Silef: -_-

Gir2: ME BE INSANE!

Me: Yeah, we all KNOW that. Oh yes, by the way—someone ELSE who I will be introducing soon. I have her fic written in the back of my head, but it's not coming yet! And by the way, my writing's gotten better since I posted all my past stories. Ehem, anyways, welcome our half-vampire, Fay!

Fay: *Sits there looking bored*

Me: How does it feel to finally be in a fanfic, Fay?

Fay: I was in that birthday card you sent to your friend…

Me: …It's not the same!

Fay: I don't care.

Silef: -_-

Gir2: *Giggles*

Me: You're BORING…

Fay: You're just jealous because I'm Dib's best friend.

Silef: …No I'm not!

Fay: EVERYONE knows he hates you both. But don't worry, he still loves Hannah. (Read "We can't leave our Alter-Ego's Behind!")

Me: -_-++ It's not fair!!!

Fay: Heh.

Silef: Does he KNOW you're half vampire?

Fay: *Grins with fangs* Not yet.

Me: o_O

Fay: Oh, he knows you and Hannah are each 1/3rd Irken, and that doesn't make him like you any more or her any less.

Gir2: I remember that! Wait…no I don't…

Me: How can YOU know that? You weren't around when I wrote "What Havoc shall we Wreak1!"

Fay: Dib told me.

Me: WHAT?!? He never tells ME anything!

Fay: *Grins again*

Silef: WHYYY MUST THIS BE?!?

Me: Face it, Dib doesn't love either of us.

Silef: But…

Me: …He will…

Silef: …SOON!!!

*Both run off in search of Dib*

Gir2: YAY! *Zooms after them*

Fay: ...u_u Right…