"Merry Christmas From the City Morgue"
Rating: PG-13 for language and drug references.
Spoilers: Up to "Star Crossed".
Disclaimer: "Tru Calling" and all associated characters belong to Fox. The song being filked is "Merry Christmas From the Family" and was done by Robert Earl Keen. I mean no copyright infringement, as this is done simply for my own sick entertainment purposes. Please do not sue me-believe me I have *no* cash*.
Merry Christmas From the City Morgue
(to the tune of "Merry Christmas From the Family")
He was dead
And she was dead
At our Christmas party
But our resident heroine
Heard barely a word
Cause little brother brought his new girlfriend
She was her best friend
She didn't know what make of them
Til Linds said "Well,at least you know
I'm not framing him "
Sister Mer brought her drugs with her
We weren't sure what she'd come for
But just one explanation more
We guessed wouldn't hurt
It seems that she'd stopped by that day
To talk all about NA
Just fuming- cause the guy she pays
Tricky man wants a raise
Get your calling
And turn back the day
This celebration's on twice anyway
Send annoying Luc to the farthest store
Cause we don't want him round here anymore
Tell him no, please don't you hurry back
Just trust us Davis will pick up your slack
Unexplainable, bizarre festivities
Merry Christmas from the City Morgue
Cam and Gardez are side characters
Thanks to revision poor Cam is no more
But he's cute so he came too; what else is filk for
And more Gardez is *good*
Boss-man Davis thought he knew
Just what every good party could use
But thank goodness that Tru knew too
And kept more gruesome news
For later on
Sweet later on *wink*
Get your calling
And turn back the day
The victim's pretty so bring them on by
Send no one out to look for Luc
Cause Tru's meant for a sweet socially inept kook
Yet call the ghost of Nick if so inclined
Tonight no LI save Luc will be declined
Unexplainable, bizarre festivities
Merry Christmas from the City Morgue
Second Season Please!
-fin
Rating: PG-13 for language and drug references.
Spoilers: Up to "Star Crossed".
Disclaimer: "Tru Calling" and all associated characters belong to Fox. The song being filked is "Merry Christmas From the Family" and was done by Robert Earl Keen. I mean no copyright infringement, as this is done simply for my own sick entertainment purposes. Please do not sue me-believe me I have *no* cash*.
Merry Christmas From the City Morgue
(to the tune of "Merry Christmas From the Family")
He was dead
And she was dead
At our Christmas party
But our resident heroine
Heard barely a word
Cause little brother brought his new girlfriend
She was her best friend
She didn't know what make of them
Til Linds said "Well,at least you know
I'm not framing him "
Sister Mer brought her drugs with her
We weren't sure what she'd come for
But just one explanation more
We guessed wouldn't hurt
It seems that she'd stopped by that day
To talk all about NA
Just fuming- cause the guy she pays
Tricky man wants a raise
Get your calling
And turn back the day
This celebration's on twice anyway
Send annoying Luc to the farthest store
Cause we don't want him round here anymore
Tell him no, please don't you hurry back
Just trust us Davis will pick up your slack
Unexplainable, bizarre festivities
Merry Christmas from the City Morgue
Cam and Gardez are side characters
Thanks to revision poor Cam is no more
But he's cute so he came too; what else is filk for
And more Gardez is *good*
Boss-man Davis thought he knew
Just what every good party could use
But thank goodness that Tru knew too
And kept more gruesome news
For later on
Sweet later on *wink*
Get your calling
And turn back the day
The victim's pretty so bring them on by
Send no one out to look for Luc
Cause Tru's meant for a sweet socially inept kook
Yet call the ghost of Nick if so inclined
Tonight no LI save Luc will be declined
Unexplainable, bizarre festivities
Merry Christmas from the City Morgue
Second Season Please!
-fin