Dib zips up a black stealth suit and snaps a belt around his waist. He adjusts a pair of binocular goggles on his forehead. On the floor next to him, Gaz draws an evil looking piggy with crayons.

Dib: This is it, Gaz. Months of spying on Zim's freakish little house are about to pay off.

Gaz frowns and moves her piggy drawing to the side and begins drawing another one.

Dib: I know every outer defense and just enough of the inner ones to actually make it down to the real base underneath.

Gaz crumples up the half finished piggy drawing and throws it, then begins scribbling another piggy.

Dib: And once I get in there, I'm... man, am I gonna to do something...

Gaz grips the crayon she is drawing with tightly and grinds it over the drawing and onto the carpet. She begins pounding the floor as her head slowly rotates a full 360 degrees.

Gaz: I'm trying to draw a little piggy!

Gaz groans as she sweats and drools. Her voice echoes.

Gaz: Can't you see I'm trying to draw a little piggy!

Gaz goes back to normal.

Gaz: Be quiet.

Dib: Don't you care that Zim's trying to destroy all mankind? Huh?

Gaz starts drawing a pig on a fresh sheet of paper.

Gaz: But he's so bad at it.

Dib sighs.

Dib: You just don't get it.

Inside Zim's base, Dib rummages around in a shelf, pulls out a DVD, and inserts it into a slot in a t.v. He then sits on a couch in front of the t.v, transfixed.

Gaz walks into her room when Dib's voice comes from a watch-sized device around her wrist.

Dib: Gaz! Come in, Gaz!

Gaz looks at the device. It has a small view screen that shows Dib transmitting from a couch in Zim's lab.

Dib: There you are, Gaz! Looks like you'll have to tape the show for me, I made it in! It's... incredible! There are things down here I've never even dreamed of!

Gaz: Come home now Dib! Your weird obsessions are not gonna mess today up for me! Just stop playing with Zim and get back here!

Dib: I- He looks to his side. Zim's coming. I gotta hide.

Zim: What are you doing here, Earth child? These are my videos. MINE! For no human eyes to see.

Dib screams as a bolt of energy hits him and makes him fly out of view.

Zim: How did you think you could get away with this!

Dib: I- I didn't know what they were!

Zim: A likely story. It says on the cover!

Zim shows Dib the cover of the video.

Dib: But I can't read Irken!

Zim: What kind of a pathetic opponent can't read his enemy's language?

Dib: Um... A normal one?

Zim: Anyway, It clearly says The Best Irken P-

Gaz walks in, accompanied by GIR.

Dib: What are you doing here!

Gaz: Rescuing you, idiot.

GIR: OOOH what's on t.v.?

Zim: None of your business, GIR. Now take the Dib monkey and his sister to the brainwashing station. Go now!

GIR: But I wanna watch t.v! I even got popcorn!

Zim: Now, GIR.

Dib: But I didn't see anything!

Zim: LIES! You watched almost 20 minutes. You were enjoying it!

Dib looks away, blushing slightly.

Zim: (adjusting knobs on the brainwashing device) Now Dib will never remember what he saw...

Dib: (strapped into the brainwashing device) LET ME OUT!

Gaz: (also in the brainwashing device) Why do I have to be brainwashed too? I'll destroy you, Dib, as soon as we get out of here.

Zim presses a big red threatening button

Dib and Gaz are now back outside their own house

Dib: How did we get out here?

Gaz: I don't know, but whatever the reason is, its your fault.

GIR sits on the couch in Zim's lab, eating popcorn, and staring at the t.v.

GIR: I love this show...

Zim: GIR! I told you not to watch those!

GIR: Dib left them out...

T.V. Announcer: This has been another episode of: The Best Irken Porn of All Time.

Zim: *FACEPALM*