The End, the Beginning

Inside of a scroll book with pictures of the Xiaolin Monks and Heylin Forces:

For 1500 years, there has been a prolonged battle of Good and Evil, Xiaolin and Heylin. A new battle finally begun when the Shen Gong Wu reveal themselves again. Grand Master Dashi's predecessors, the new Xiaolin Dragons stepped out of the shadow to fight against the evil that would surely rise again. After many battles and encounters over the Shen Gong Wu, it all comes down to one final battle. An epic war between the four chosen Xiaolin Dragons and all of their enemies throughout their quest: The Heylin. After a grand battle at the Xiaolin Temple, in the end, the monks won, saving the world…

But now with those enemies defeated once again and Shen Gong Wu still scattered, how long will this peace last?

Seeing that the continuing pages of the scroll are blank, Master Fung closes the scroll. He smiles, knowing what his students accomplished.

The sun was shining, the birds were chirping. It was a beautiful and peaceful day as if the Heylin had never shown up. The monks were back to doing their daily activities, having defeated all of their known enemies at once.

Clay was sitting at a table savaging a steak. Omi was spending his time training in hopes of surpassing Raimundo who had beat him to becoming a Shoku Warrior, while Raimundo himself was snoring and sleeping in peace. Kimiko was typically on the phone with Keiko.

Yeah Keiko, he's totally a Shoku Warrior now. Can you believe it? I was so happy, I kissed him again!" said Kimiko excitedly. "OMG! That's so awesome, Kimiko! How about the others?" she replied. "Well I feel kinda bad for Omi, he really wanted that spot as leader. And then Clay…" Kimiko looked over to Clay disgusted. "Either way he's happy."

So for the most part, everything was peaceful, until… "EVERYONE!! There's a new Shen Gong Wu!!" shouted Dojo, being annoying as usual. Everyone was still doing what they were doing. When Dojo heard Clay's burp, Kimiko's talking, Omi's shouts, and Raimundo's snores, he got even more annoyed and that's when all hell broke loose.

"EVERYONE…CUT…THE CRAP!!" shouted Dojo while knocking Clay's steak over his face, tripping Omi over, knocking over Kimiko's cell phone and violently waking up Raimundo.

Raimundo woke to see Dojo on the center of his lower body, hands on hips, glaring at him. "Dojo, what the heck are you doing on me like that?" asked Raimundo really awake now. "It's revealed itself." said Dojo. Raimundo looked down at his boxers. "NO! The new Shen Gong Wu, the Kamikaze Corsage!" said Dojo as the others gathered around in the hallway while Clay was licking the food off his face. "When worn, it can increase an opponents chances at failing at anything they attempt to do." Dojo started explaining. "The opponents name must be called out to work and called out again to cancel it." They look at the picture of that situation on the scroll.

"So is that what happened to Jack Spicer?" asked Raimundo as the others laughed. "Do not underestimate him here young one. It would not be good if Spicer managed to use it on you." said Master Fung walking up to them. "Aha, but it could be used on me and would never work, because it is impossible for me to fail at anything! People are supposed to say my name anyway." said Omi most proudly, looking like a stuck up pompous ass. The others glared at him.

"Don't be so naïve young monk. 1500 years of darkness would be sure to rise if this ever happened." said Master Fung wisely. "Now go." Raimundo, Omi, Kimiko and Clay got on Dojo ready to leave.

What will await our heroes as they kick of the next season to capture the Kamikaze Corsage? Will an old or new enemy also be there? Or maybe both? Find out next time, on Xiaolin Showdown!

Commentary

Raimundo: You know, in seasons 1, 2, and 3, my smartass never got to ask this, but what's so bad about 1500 years of darkness?

Master Fung turns all the lights off.

Raimundo is now in a pitch black room with Clay's country music playing. This goes on for at least 15 minutes.

Raimundo: Okay, it is pretty bad. I'll be even more determined to save the world now.