AN- Ummmmm. This is my first fan fic so only constructive criticism!
Disclaimer- I don't own anything but things you don't recognise.
Chapter 1
I looked out the window as the train pulled out of Platform 9 and ¾, 'Where the hell were they?' Suddenly there was a scuffling outside the door and it slid open.
"Go away whoever you are! These seats are saved!" I snapped not able to deal with a snivelling first year at the moment.
"Lils it's us!" I heard three voices chorus.
"Ahhhhh!" I screeched jumping up and running to my three friends smiling ecstatically.
"I haven't seen you three all summer! I've been so bored! Don' ever go to a fishing village in Scotland with the population of 50! I had to resort to playing cards with Josh while it rained the whole summer!" I whined while giving them all a huge hug.
"Oh you poor thing we all met a bit in Diagon Alley but because of the rain we mostly stayed home, or at least I did!" sympathised my best friend Chloe, I have two other friends, Veronica and Laura. Veronica and Laura are best friends and Chloe and I are best friends we all met on the train in our first year.
FLASHBACK
"Hey Chloe, c'mon or we'll miss the train!" I yelled as we ran across Kingscross Station. Suddenly I ran into something soft and squishy and I fell on the ground, breath knocked out of me.
"Are you alright?" a set of brown eyes appeared in front of me set behind silver-rimmed glasses.
"Yes, I'm fine" I said as the boy gave me a hand to stand up.
"I'm James, James Potter," he said smiling smugly at me. I don't know why but that smile REALLY bugged me!
"I'm Lily Evans" I replied picking up my bags that had fallen on the ground and smiling up at James. A guy ran up behind James and Chloe ran up behind me.
"C'mon you idiots, we'll miss the train!" yelled the boy we all glanced at the clock and ran to the gateway. I don't know how but we must have all gotten through because the next thing I knew I was on the Platform and being shepherded into the Hogwarts Express. We found a spare compartment and stored our bags into the overhead compartments and sat down.
"Um do I know you? Lily who are these dorks?" Chloe asked looking suspiciously at James and the other boy.
"I'm the Great Sirius Black and this is the Slightly Less Great James Potter" announced the boy who I then found out was Sirius Black.
"Well the Great Sirius Black, how did Lily and I come to share a compartment with you two?" she asked crossing her arms across her chest and looking at James and Sirius.
"Well," started James slinging his arm around my shoulders "Lily and I knocked into each other at the train station. And me being the handsome gentleman that I was, clearly noticing a damsel in distress rescued her and she fell into my arms and we ran for the train while corny music played in the background" he finished, grinning and pulling at my hair. That was the last straw!
"I don't know about you James Potter" I started jumping up and joining Chloe at the door where she had risen in fury as well, "I don't know if it is because you watched to many movies over the summer or just because you're a dickhead that you're acting so up yourself and annoying but I don't want to know, you or your dickhead friend! I'm no damsel in distress" What can I say? He annoyed me! And with that Chloe and me got our bags and found another spare compartment.
"Let's play a prank on them Lily! I thought that one you did on your sister when I came over was the best! Oh my gosh! Sorry we didn't realise anyone was in here!" She stopped talking and stared at the two girls sitting in the compartment. It wasn't empty after all!
"That's alright! Who are you going to play a prank on? Oh by the way I'm Veronica but my friends call me Ronnie"
"And I'm Laura"
"Hi I'm Lily and this is Chloe" I replied smiling warmly at them.
"And the dickheads were going to play a prank on are James Potter and Sirius Black" continued Chloe smirking wickedly, "have any suggestions?"
END OF FLASBACK
In the end we put pink hair dye in their shampoos on the first day of term. And we've been playing pranks on them and they've been palying pranks on us ever since. That flashback made me laugh and Ronnie looked up smiling from her book she was reading.
"What's so funny?" Ronnie asked pushing her loose hair behind her ears. Ronnie has brown hair, blue eyes and a spattering of freckles. She hates her freckles but she's actually quite cute.
"Oh I was just thinking of how we met and the first prank we pulled on The Moronic Marauders," I said grinning at my three friends. I had red hair and green eyes, I've had a few boyfriends over the years and a part from the odd flirting never really had a steady boyfriend.
"That reminds me we need to think up a 'start of the year' prank for our favourite victims this is our seventh year at Hogwarts so we've got to make it count!" Chloe said grinning back at me. Chloe was Greek and had big brown eyes and lovely skin with brown hair. She loved pranks and loved being LOUD.
"You guys, don't you think this is getting a little old?" asked Laura cautiously but her eyes were laughing. Laura was a bit shy with blue eyes and black hair. While Ronnie was the Brains, Chloe was the Trickster and I was the Temper (what can I say my temper matches my hair) Laura was the Nice Quite One. We had been friends since first year and apart from a few fights we had become firm friends. While we weren't the most poplar girls in school we were happy and apart from the Slytherins and The Marauders we got along fine with most people.
"How can you suggest that Laura? Remember the bugs, the hair dyes the public humiliation. Need I say more?" I said looking at her dramatically putting a hand to my forehead in mock terror.
"Case closed. I remember all to well. Never mind" she replied grinning broadly at me.
Suddenly the door opened and a red haired third year boy poked his head around the door.
"Get lost Josh! Go play with your friends!" I snapped putting my hands on my hips and glaring at him. Thinking maybe I'll develop telepathy and josh would get the message for once.
"OK Lily I'll go play with my friends" he said in a high-pitched voice putting his hand to his forehead, "but before I do that I might go to James and tell him how much you love him and how you were moaning his name in the middle of the night when we were on holidays"
"I'll strangle you, you little liar!" I screeched, "if you dare I'll hex you for a week!"
"Now, now Evans no need to get frustrated when someone's finally found out your dirty little secret" James smirked as he walked into the compartment followed by Sirius and Remus, Peter was nowhere to be seen. Not that I cared where that little dickhead was anyway. He was just another admirer of James and if he liked James I didn't like him! (AN- Sorry I don't like Peter that much!)
"And what would my dirty little secret be Potter?" I asked aggressively standing up and facing him. My friends also stood up and stood behind me, they hated the Marauders as much as I did.
"That you're secretly in love with me, Evans!" he said smirking down at me. He was 6'1' but I was 5'9' so he didn't look down at me very much.
"In your dreams, Potter! Anyway I'm Head Girl now so you better watch were you're going or I'll have to give you a detention!" I was pretty smart so Dumbledore made me Head Girl if he knew how many pranks that I've helped Chloe with he might have reconsidered!
"Evans, I was wondering who was Head Girl! Guess what I'm Head Boy!"
"Great! Just bloody peachy!" I screamed, "The world is set against me!" I have a tendency to be a tiny bit melodramatic. I sat down heavily on the seat and crossed my arms over my chest.
"Oh Evans you've hurt me!" he said sitting down beside me and slinging his arm around my shoulder, much like he did the first time we met.
"You're right I'm sorry James!" I said bursting into very real-looking tears, if I do say so myself, "it's just." I paused and leant my head against his shoulder looking softly up at him; this performance was hard to keep up! Our friends were gazing at James and me as if we had sprouted an extra pair of legs and arms each.
"It's just that I have to put up with dickheads like you every day!" I snarled elbowing him in the stomach and racing out the door cackling with my friends close behind me.
"You should have seen his face!" gasped Ronnie bending over laughing.
"It was hysterical!" Laura gushed rolling around on the floor laughing.
"We have got to make it a goo prank this year!" laughed Chloe leading us all into another compartment.
So Chloe and me spent the rest of the trip working out a prank to play on James and Sirius. Laura and Ronnie weren't interested so they read their books.
When we got to Hogwarts we quickly grabbed a carriage and finalised the details of our ingenious plan! Mawahaaaa! Anyway moving on from psychopathic laugh.
We got to the Great Hall and sat down getting ready for our prank as soon as the first years had been sorted we looked at each other, nodded and fired the hexes. Suddenly James and Sirius's hair turned bright neon pink and on James forehead neon orange flashing sign said Dick while one Sirius his forehead said Head! Their forehead signs also matched the neon orange boob tube dresses they wearing! Chloe and I looked at each other looked at the two boys and started laughing hysterically rolling off our seats and collapsing onto the floor while the Great Hall also looked at James and Sirius and laughed.
"Will the two boys in neon orange dresses and the two girls rolling on the floor hysterically come to my office now please!" commanded Dumbledore's voice over the laughter but he couldn't disguise the chuckle that escaped as he watched the four students head out of the Great Hall.
TO BE CONTINUED.
AN- Thanks for reading please review!
Chapter 1
I looked out the window as the train pulled out of Platform 9 and ¾, 'Where the hell were they?' Suddenly there was a scuffling outside the door and it slid open.
"Go away whoever you are! These seats are saved!" I snapped not able to deal with a snivelling first year at the moment.
"Lils it's us!" I heard three voices chorus.
"Ahhhhh!" I screeched jumping up and running to my three friends smiling ecstatically.
"I haven't seen you three all summer! I've been so bored! Don' ever go to a fishing village in Scotland with the population of 50! I had to resort to playing cards with Josh while it rained the whole summer!" I whined while giving them all a huge hug.
"Oh you poor thing we all met a bit in Diagon Alley but because of the rain we mostly stayed home, or at least I did!" sympathised my best friend Chloe, I have two other friends, Veronica and Laura. Veronica and Laura are best friends and Chloe and I are best friends we all met on the train in our first year.
FLASHBACK
"Hey Chloe, c'mon or we'll miss the train!" I yelled as we ran across Kingscross Station. Suddenly I ran into something soft and squishy and I fell on the ground, breath knocked out of me.
"Are you alright?" a set of brown eyes appeared in front of me set behind silver-rimmed glasses.
"Yes, I'm fine" I said as the boy gave me a hand to stand up.
"I'm James, James Potter," he said smiling smugly at me. I don't know why but that smile REALLY bugged me!
"I'm Lily Evans" I replied picking up my bags that had fallen on the ground and smiling up at James. A guy ran up behind James and Chloe ran up behind me.
"C'mon you idiots, we'll miss the train!" yelled the boy we all glanced at the clock and ran to the gateway. I don't know how but we must have all gotten through because the next thing I knew I was on the Platform and being shepherded into the Hogwarts Express. We found a spare compartment and stored our bags into the overhead compartments and sat down.
"Um do I know you? Lily who are these dorks?" Chloe asked looking suspiciously at James and the other boy.
"I'm the Great Sirius Black and this is the Slightly Less Great James Potter" announced the boy who I then found out was Sirius Black.
"Well the Great Sirius Black, how did Lily and I come to share a compartment with you two?" she asked crossing her arms across her chest and looking at James and Sirius.
"Well," started James slinging his arm around my shoulders "Lily and I knocked into each other at the train station. And me being the handsome gentleman that I was, clearly noticing a damsel in distress rescued her and she fell into my arms and we ran for the train while corny music played in the background" he finished, grinning and pulling at my hair. That was the last straw!
"I don't know about you James Potter" I started jumping up and joining Chloe at the door where she had risen in fury as well, "I don't know if it is because you watched to many movies over the summer or just because you're a dickhead that you're acting so up yourself and annoying but I don't want to know, you or your dickhead friend! I'm no damsel in distress" What can I say? He annoyed me! And with that Chloe and me got our bags and found another spare compartment.
"Let's play a prank on them Lily! I thought that one you did on your sister when I came over was the best! Oh my gosh! Sorry we didn't realise anyone was in here!" She stopped talking and stared at the two girls sitting in the compartment. It wasn't empty after all!
"That's alright! Who are you going to play a prank on? Oh by the way I'm Veronica but my friends call me Ronnie"
"And I'm Laura"
"Hi I'm Lily and this is Chloe" I replied smiling warmly at them.
"And the dickheads were going to play a prank on are James Potter and Sirius Black" continued Chloe smirking wickedly, "have any suggestions?"
END OF FLASBACK
In the end we put pink hair dye in their shampoos on the first day of term. And we've been playing pranks on them and they've been palying pranks on us ever since. That flashback made me laugh and Ronnie looked up smiling from her book she was reading.
"What's so funny?" Ronnie asked pushing her loose hair behind her ears. Ronnie has brown hair, blue eyes and a spattering of freckles. She hates her freckles but she's actually quite cute.
"Oh I was just thinking of how we met and the first prank we pulled on The Moronic Marauders," I said grinning at my three friends. I had red hair and green eyes, I've had a few boyfriends over the years and a part from the odd flirting never really had a steady boyfriend.
"That reminds me we need to think up a 'start of the year' prank for our favourite victims this is our seventh year at Hogwarts so we've got to make it count!" Chloe said grinning back at me. Chloe was Greek and had big brown eyes and lovely skin with brown hair. She loved pranks and loved being LOUD.
"You guys, don't you think this is getting a little old?" asked Laura cautiously but her eyes were laughing. Laura was a bit shy with blue eyes and black hair. While Ronnie was the Brains, Chloe was the Trickster and I was the Temper (what can I say my temper matches my hair) Laura was the Nice Quite One. We had been friends since first year and apart from a few fights we had become firm friends. While we weren't the most poplar girls in school we were happy and apart from the Slytherins and The Marauders we got along fine with most people.
"How can you suggest that Laura? Remember the bugs, the hair dyes the public humiliation. Need I say more?" I said looking at her dramatically putting a hand to my forehead in mock terror.
"Case closed. I remember all to well. Never mind" she replied grinning broadly at me.
Suddenly the door opened and a red haired third year boy poked his head around the door.
"Get lost Josh! Go play with your friends!" I snapped putting my hands on my hips and glaring at him. Thinking maybe I'll develop telepathy and josh would get the message for once.
"OK Lily I'll go play with my friends" he said in a high-pitched voice putting his hand to his forehead, "but before I do that I might go to James and tell him how much you love him and how you were moaning his name in the middle of the night when we were on holidays"
"I'll strangle you, you little liar!" I screeched, "if you dare I'll hex you for a week!"
"Now, now Evans no need to get frustrated when someone's finally found out your dirty little secret" James smirked as he walked into the compartment followed by Sirius and Remus, Peter was nowhere to be seen. Not that I cared where that little dickhead was anyway. He was just another admirer of James and if he liked James I didn't like him! (AN- Sorry I don't like Peter that much!)
"And what would my dirty little secret be Potter?" I asked aggressively standing up and facing him. My friends also stood up and stood behind me, they hated the Marauders as much as I did.
"That you're secretly in love with me, Evans!" he said smirking down at me. He was 6'1' but I was 5'9' so he didn't look down at me very much.
"In your dreams, Potter! Anyway I'm Head Girl now so you better watch were you're going or I'll have to give you a detention!" I was pretty smart so Dumbledore made me Head Girl if he knew how many pranks that I've helped Chloe with he might have reconsidered!
"Evans, I was wondering who was Head Girl! Guess what I'm Head Boy!"
"Great! Just bloody peachy!" I screamed, "The world is set against me!" I have a tendency to be a tiny bit melodramatic. I sat down heavily on the seat and crossed my arms over my chest.
"Oh Evans you've hurt me!" he said sitting down beside me and slinging his arm around my shoulder, much like he did the first time we met.
"You're right I'm sorry James!" I said bursting into very real-looking tears, if I do say so myself, "it's just." I paused and leant my head against his shoulder looking softly up at him; this performance was hard to keep up! Our friends were gazing at James and me as if we had sprouted an extra pair of legs and arms each.
"It's just that I have to put up with dickheads like you every day!" I snarled elbowing him in the stomach and racing out the door cackling with my friends close behind me.
"You should have seen his face!" gasped Ronnie bending over laughing.
"It was hysterical!" Laura gushed rolling around on the floor laughing.
"We have got to make it a goo prank this year!" laughed Chloe leading us all into another compartment.
So Chloe and me spent the rest of the trip working out a prank to play on James and Sirius. Laura and Ronnie weren't interested so they read their books.
When we got to Hogwarts we quickly grabbed a carriage and finalised the details of our ingenious plan! Mawahaaaa! Anyway moving on from psychopathic laugh.
We got to the Great Hall and sat down getting ready for our prank as soon as the first years had been sorted we looked at each other, nodded and fired the hexes. Suddenly James and Sirius's hair turned bright neon pink and on James forehead neon orange flashing sign said Dick while one Sirius his forehead said Head! Their forehead signs also matched the neon orange boob tube dresses they wearing! Chloe and I looked at each other looked at the two boys and started laughing hysterically rolling off our seats and collapsing onto the floor while the Great Hall also looked at James and Sirius and laughed.
"Will the two boys in neon orange dresses and the two girls rolling on the floor hysterically come to my office now please!" commanded Dumbledore's voice over the laughter but he couldn't disguise the chuckle that escaped as he watched the four students head out of the Great Hall.
TO BE CONTINUED.
AN- Thanks for reading please review!