Tiger: Nessie?
Nessie: What.
Tiger: Please do the disclamer!
Nessie: What! Why?
Tiger: Duh, because your cute and if you do the disclamer for me I will be popular for once in my life! (falls
on ground in a fit of giggles)
Nessie: God what's rong with you? your suposed to be the sain one!
Tiger: Haha you spelt wrong wrong.
Nessie: 0.0
Tiger: aww ur such a cutiepie! from now on you call me Auntie Tiger!
Nessie: No! I'll do your stupid disclamer, but I won't call you auntie, I already have Auntie Rose and Aunt Alice!
Tiger: (Cries) Oh sweet little Nessie, you've turned into a rebelious teenager over night (Litteraly) :( (evily) And you will call me Auntie!
(Nessie screams and get's chased out of the room) (Nessie re-enters looking ticked off)
Disclamer: Auntie Tiger does not own twilight, if she did she wouldn't bother trying to imitate Ms. Meyers stuff.
Jacob: Nessie, I love you and want to be comletely honest with you, I was there when you were born!
Nessie: (0.0) ...
Jacob: And I used to have a crush on your mom!
Nessie: (Little anime sweat drop thinggy) Oh wow... that's really weird, Jake.
Jacob: Will you marry me?
Nessie: Um.. I'm really weirded out right now, so... NO!
Jacob: What! Why? (Whimpers)
Nessie: ...
Jacob: Well?
Nessie: Jake, take a moment and think about what you just said. (Walks away)
Jacob: Oh damn!
Bella: So Jake, you F-ed it up didn't you?
Jacob: Yeah, kinda.
Emmett: Kinda? Man, you're never gonna get hiched that way!
Jacob: (Growles)
Edward: (Petts Jacob on the head) Aww, poor, dumb puppy!
Jacob: SHUT UP LEECH!
The End.
Hope you liked it, it was wrighten in my Math 9E class so it's copywrighted to me and my friend Meagan. Yeah, review, Peez and Thank U!