Cloud's Revenge

by Mako_Shadows

Disclaimer- We unfortunately do not own any of the characters so far, they all belong to Square.

Chapter 1- Cloud Thinks (Wow it's a miracle)

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One Year After Meteor

Cloud sits at his kitchen table thinking of all the horrible things that have happened to him in other fanfics.

Clouds Thoughts: (Unlike in Aeris's head there are some)

Boy I am tired of being picked on in all the other fanfics. They make me seem like an airhead. Don't they know that that's Aeris's job not mine. (Slams hand on table for emphasis.) They all make me out to be a hair obsessed, insane freak, who cannot survive without hair gel for one hour. Sure I like my pointy spikes and they have to be just so, but I'm not obsessed, just meticulous. And another thing, I do not think I am God's gift to women, I know I am. I want Revenge!!!!!!!!

Cloud decides that getting revenge on fanfic writers is much too difficult, owing to the fact that they can delete him at any given time. So instead he sets out to get revenge on his fellow AVALANCHE and SHINRA 'friends'. And of course we cannot forget everyone's favourite megalomaniac The Great Sephiroth.

Cloud sits down with a piece of paper and a pencil to brainstorm idea's for his revenge. After some intensive thinking, (Wow you know something's wrong with Cloud when...) he finishes his revenge list and decides he needs a costume, so his friends won't recognize him.

What Cloud's Revenge List looks like.

Cid- ?

Barret-?

You get the picture.

Cloud: I know I'll disguise myself as Sephiroth, then no one will suspect me. MWHAHAHAHAHA.

Cloud walks into the bedroom and emerges one hour later in what he thinks is a brilliant Sephiroth costume. It in fact is not a great costume. Cloud apparently did not have any black clothes so he is wearing a neon pink dress, with a bright orange bathrobe and a blue towel for a cape. Yep in Clouds mind he was definitely Sephiroth. He has also used his gel and got rid of his spikey 'do and has it slicked back, and covered with toilet paper mache, so he has a Sephy hairdo. Unfortunately he finds he is the only one who think he looks like Sephy.

Laughing like a maniac, Cloud leaves his house to go to Cid's for his first act of REVENGE.

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AN- Okay I am writing this story with my sister . We have nothing against any of the characters and are sorry if we insult them, its just to be funny.

AN- So how do you like it? R/R, please no flames, only constructive criticism.