There's that poster in the window

That it's one week till WrestleMania.

Steph's car was cut down

Then Lucy crapped on the carpet.

And I tied her to my limo

Where she was struck down like a fool.

Hey Steph are you ok,

Are you ok, are you ok Stephanie?

Oh Steph are you ok,

Are you ok, are you ok Stephanie?

Steph are you ok,

Are you ok, are you ok Stephanie!

Steph are you ok,

Won't you tell me that you're ok?

There's that sign in the window

That it's one day till WrestleMania.

Your car was cut down

Then Lucy crapped on the carpet.

And I tied her to the limo

Where she was struck down like a fool.

Steph are you ok,

Are you ok, are you ok Stephanie?

You've been hit by,

You've been struck by,

A Smooth Criminal!

I went to the Sky Dome,

It was Sunday, what a great day.

Canada is my home,

And it's time to get the game played.

Hey Steph are you ok,

Are you ok, are you ok Stephanie?

Oh Steph are you ok,

Are you ok, are you ok Stephanie?

Steph are you ok,

Are you ok, are you ok Stephanie!

Steph are you ok,

Won't you tell me that you're ok?

There's that poster in the window,

That it's time for WrestleMania.

Your car was cut down,

Then Lucy crapped on the carpet.

And I tied her to a limo,

Where she was struck down like a fool.

Steph are you ok,

Are you ok, are you ok Stephanie?

You've been hit by,

You've been struck by,

A Smooth Criminal!

You made me loose my titles baby, nooooo!