My first oneshot. Cut me some is pronounced More-tay.
Gir decided to make some waffles for White, Morte, and Fir.
"WHO WANTS WAFFLES????", he screamed.
"NO BACON THIS TIME!!FILTHY MEAT!!"White replied
"Okuley-Dokuley!!"Gir said.
So off Gir went to the supermarket to buy had no need to wear a disguise anymore considering White had taken over the took Morte,White`s adopted son,with they arrived Morte wandered off to see a member of the resisty jingling a bell for a revolt considering they had secretly planted a base walked inside not knowing that Morte had wandered off.
"I`d like to donate 500,000 moneys."Morte told the resisty in a clever disguise.
"Why thank you for the generous donation kind young whatever you are."
Gir realized he had lost Morte right when he grabbed the soap waffles.
"Morte WHEEEREEEE ARE YOUUUUUU??????"Gir called.
Morte immediately ran to him.
"Gir I`m right here I`ve been next to you since just three seconds ago."
"Oh okay!WOOHOO!"
They soon walked back asked Morte how he liked going outside of the house.
"I loved it! We got WAFFLES!"
Gir and Morte walked into the kitchen to cook the waffles.
Together they sang,"Do ya like waffles?Yeah we like waffles!Do like soap?Yeah we like soap!"
White immediately lost all hope they got human spleen waffles.