Hello, this is the Doctor. I am in trouble. Very big trouble. Well, very big trouble and a cheese grater. You see, my friends Amy, Rory, and I might have accidentally blown up an alien temple. And that may or may not have offended the inhabitants of the planet Ibzenia. Anyways, now were locked inside of a wooden cell. In a dungeon. And since the Sonic doesn't work on wood, were sort of stuck. The Ibzenians have graciously offered to release us if we give them a purple Unicorn on a Gold Pedestal, which would be nice an all if we had either of those things. I tried to give them a bowtie and a fez, but then they shot the fez and told me to keep my bowtie away from them. Amy just looked over my shoulder to see what I'm writing and said that a bowtie and a fez are the last thing anyone would take for bail. Rory agrees with her. But bowties and fezzes are cool! But yeah, please send a purple Unicorn and a gold pedestal to Cell #189438, Ibzenia, the Photon Galaxy, The Universe. AMY! Do not provoke the guards! I don't care if they were looking at you funny! Yes I know that we have been stuck here for over a week. Just wait. The Unicorn will come soon. AMY WHAT DID I JUST SAY! Sorry, got to go. GERONIMO!