POKEMON WASSUP!

(Pikachu is watching TV and lying on a couch. Suddenly, the phone rings and Pikachu picks up. Squirtle is on the other side)

Pikachu: Pi. Pika? (hey, wussup?)

Squirtle: Squirtle squirt. Squirtle squ irt, squirt ule squirt. Squirtle (Nothing really, watching the game, having a Bud, sup wit you?)

Pikachu: Pika pi pi, pika pi pi. (Watching the game, having a Bud.)

Squirtle: Squirt, squirt. (True, true)

(Psyduck suddenly comes from the back of Pikachu's room)

Psyduck: PSYDUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!! (I don't even need to translate this part)

Pikachu: PIKAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Squirtle: Squirtle squirt! Squirt squirt? (Yo dude, who dat?)

Pikachu: (to Psyduck) Pi pi! Pi pikachu! (Yo man! Pick up the phone!)

Psyduck: (Picks up phone) Psy psy? (Hello?)

Squirtle: SQUIRTAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Psyduck: PSYDUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!

Pikachu: PIKAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

Psyduck: Psy psy! Psy psyduck? (Yo man! Where's Bulby?)

Squirtle: Squirt squirtle! (Yo Bulby!)

(Bulbasaur is typing on the computer, when suddenly the phone rings)

Bulbasaur: Bulba? (Hello?)

Psyduck: PSYDUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bulbasaur: BULBAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

Pikachu: AAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Squirtle: AAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

Bulbasaur: AAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

(The intercom on the apartment buzzer rings)

Psyduck: Psy psyduck psy. Psy? (Hold on a sec. Yo?)

Charmander: (from the other side of the intercom) CHAR CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRR!!!!!!!

Bulbasaur: BULBAAAAAAA!!!!!!

Psyduck: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!

Pikachu: AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

Squirtle: AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Everyone except Squirtle and Pikachu hang up)

Pikachu: Pi, pi pika? (So wussup Squirt?)

Squirtle: Squirtle squirt squr, squirtle squirt squir. (Watching the game, having a Bud)

Pikachu: Chu, chu. (True, true)