Illegitimacy---By U. Peterson

Sweaty stinky little man
drinking form a soda can
see him panting on the ground
stay with him till he comes around

his hair is really black and spikey
hers is blue and kind of funky....

"Now Vegeta Listen Here!"
"Shut up woman and get me a beer!"
"You are kinda cute, lets have a kid"
Needless to say, they did

9 months later their kid's alive
his name is Trunks (I don't know why)
upon his head is purple hair
funny how its growing there

Vegeta doesn't know he's his
Says that Trunks is none of his 'biz
Bulma of course, she knows better
Vegeta is mad and so he hits her