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Alice Taylor never took anything seriously and to Harry's despair, Professor Snape was forcing them to partner up to brew a Potion. The moment she sat down, she had tried her hardest to annoy him, maybe it was out of boredom or because she sensed that Harry didn't want to work with her.
After years of living with the Dursleys, Harry had learnt to bite his tongue so she quickly grew bored with annoying him and set her sights on someone else, Professor Snape
Alice's hand had been hovering in the air for a good two minutes before Professor Snape noticed. "Miss Taylor?".
"Professor Snape, where do babies come from?" Alice asked with an air of innocence that only a first year could muster up.
There were several sniggers from both Gryffindor and Slytherin students.
"Miss Taylor I believe that Professor McGonagall is the right person to have that conversation with you. " Professor Snape recommended, his voice perfectly calm.
"Is it because you don't know where they come from?" Alice asked, her brown eyes sparkling with mischief. "I know where they come from my parents told me."
"Miss Taylor if you already know where they come from, why are you wasting my time?" Professor Snape questioned, glaring at her.
"Because I thought it would be funny to make you explain where babies come from and also to educate those who don't know," Alice replied, twisting a strand of her brown hair around her finger. "Hands up those of you who don't know."
A total of six hands shot up and all Slytherins.
Alice couldn't stop herself from grinning, "As you're their head of house it is your responsibility to tell them,".
Several hours later, while he was explaining the facts of life to blushing first year Slytherins Alice hovered house outside his office door silently laughing.
39. I will not make Professor Snape explain where babies come from.
Alice couldn't sleep and she was sure it was because of the question burning in her mind. So, she decided to ask the wisest person she knew for advice which was Hermione Granger.
The fact Hermione was sleeping soundly and wouldn't want to be woken up didn't register with Alice.
"Hermione wake-up," Alice whispered in her ear. Hermione didn't stir so Alice decided to scream loudly in her ear.
Not only did it wake Hermione up, but everyone else in the dorm too.
"Alice," Hermione growled.
"Do you think Dumbledore would get upset if I asked if his beard is false?" Alice asked, with a grin.
Alice received several pillows thrown at her as a response from everyone in the room.
126. I am not allowed to wake Hermione up just to ask "Do you think Dumbledore would get upset if I asked if his beard is false?".