Boogers
Boogers
A shriek of joy escaped my lips. "Emmett, put me down!" I wiggled on his shoulders, futilely trying to break his hold on my legs. This reaction was only met by frame racking laughter. "I don't like heights. I- whoa!"
His large hands lifted me so that I now sat even higher up on Jasper's shoulders.
"Emmett!" I growled, pulling back two fistfuls of blond hair to use like reins. "Put. Me. Down!"
"Would you cut that out?" Jasper asked me. I only pulled harder.
Quite fed up, Jasper pulled me off and suspended me upside down by my left ankle.
"Ha, Bells! I can see inside your nose!" Emmett barked.
I rolled my eyes and twisted until I could face him with a glare. These are the benefits of spending the day with your soon-to-be brothers-in-law.
"Fascinating, isn't it?"
Sarcasm never was, or will be, Emmett's forte.
"Yeah! Man your nose is hairy."
"Yours probably has hair in it too."
And so that's how Edward found us: Emmett picking his nose while Jasper watched and laughed hysterically- causing me to shake up and down from where I still hung by the ankle.
If I was ever in doubt, the look on my love's face made it all completely worth it.
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