It's a Stupid Idea...

Pairing: Clark/Lex

Concept: Either Clark or Lex open the story by saying "It's a stupid idea" and insanity insues.

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"It's a stupid idea." Clark shuffled his feet, his body itching for him to run, jump, anything to get away.

Lex looked at the younger man with amusement in his eyes. "You're a smart man, Clark, It must not have been stupid when you thought of it."

"It was just..." Clark, if anything, was fidgeting even more, his hands behind it back, his eyes avoiding any contact with Lex's, and his feet still telling him to get out, "spur of the moment. I thought it would be a good idea, I mean, I like you and, well, you sort of gave off the vibe that you like," Clark's face reddened as the last word came from his mouth, "chocolate."

"I never said it was a stupid idea, those were your words." Lex's eyes were dancing with amusement. "Personally, I do like chocolate, which you know, and I, for one, think it's a brilliant idea, but why, exactly, did you have to ask Chloe to get it for you?"

Clark glared at Lex, "You know I can't just walk into a store, where everyone knows me, and say 'I have a hot date, could I please get some of your liquid body sculpting chocolate?' Mrs. Dupree knows my mom, they've been friends for years."

Lex turned around and grabbed the jar off the table, twisted the lid off, and stuck his finger in the chocolate. Clark watched as Lex slid his finger in his mouth, watched as Lex let his finger make a popping sound as it came out, watched Lex put the jar down, turn around, and suddenly Clark couldn't stand it anymore. With a feral growl, the brunette had the billionaire in his arms and on their bed within seconds, their clothes already removed, and the liquid body sculpting chocolate temporarily forgotten until another, slower paced, night...or day.

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I wrote this around 8 AM, on my way to work with my dad (it's just a summer job, but it's worth it, I've already made over $1,000, which is more than I've ever owned in my life, bought this computer, got a netflix, etc...) You may think, "Well hey, 8 isn't very early," but you would be wrong because I have to leave my house at 5:30 and it takes about two hours to get to the place we're working on :P

Either way, it was just a drabble after a long night and I don't expect any good reviews, or reviews at all, but a girl can hope. Flames will be used as fuel for the long journey home and any left will be used to torch my school.

Oh, you should wish me a happy b-day 'cause I totally just turned 16 like 8 days ago :) now just two years until I can get my own place and get internet :)