Author's Note:
Hello! Melza-chan here! This part is an author note so you can skip it to the story if you like. Anyways this is my first fan fiction ever! YAY! (No one claps) Oh well, I wasn't expecting much anyways. These are the stories of the uh… 'Wonderful' states of America!
America: Hey c'mon my states are awesome because I'm the hero!
Yeah, yeah whatever you say. Well the states are amazing! (States: Thank you!) So as I said before, this is my first fan fiction and this idea was in my head for ages since I watched Hetalia (actually my friend kind of thought of it so I give credit to her as well), but the other author's of other fanfics inspired me to actually write/type it down! So I also give credit to the other wonderful writers/authors that made stories that can give sparks of inspiration into people's minds. These may be one- shots –ish (is that even a word?), but I still am not sure. :P
I know there is a lot other States fan fiction and I read some, and if some of my characters becomes slightly similar, that is just coincidence and I DID NOT COPY IT! I would never do that, so yeah, if that happens it's just coincidence and wasn't done purposely. So please don't kill me! X(
Also I may have spelling and grammatical mistakes which I would try to correct, and I would try to update often. I have schoolwork so I said I would try, but summer is coming up guys!
Also these are about our states (well unless you live in a different country), so if you have any suggestions of what states to write about in my stories, PM me or review! Yes, I would love reviews, comments, constructive criticism, and so on and so forth. Just don't attack me with curse words or something, okay? And if you don't like these stories with OCs and stuff, don't read it in the first place!
I hope this story would satisfy your fan fiction hungry brains!
From Melza-chan
Disclaimer: Melza-chan does not own Hetalia and owns only her OCs.
Chapter 1
America wasn't sure which was worse; going into WW III with all the other countries for a month, or having a meeting every three month or so with his fifty states. He sighed and ate his burger as he watched helplessly as the personifications fought trying to offend or hurt the other as much as they can.
Like a world conference, it was major chaos and destruction, people screaming here and there, states running around like little kids, some of them having heated but stupid arguments, one state sleeping unaware of what's happening, and you can name it all. Basically, the states were doing everything, all exceptfor an organized, proper 'United' States meeting.
It actually started normally, and they all thought that very unusually and rarely, the meeting would end normally. Everybody hoped it would. Everyone stated their opinions and problems in order from Alabama, the state that comes first alphabetically, to Wyoming. Well, the problem was, they never got to Wyoming. It all started when Wisconsin, the second last state alphabetically, was talking about her problems about cheese and all the other things that some states could just care less. Most of the states were annoyed; they had to live through a four hour meeting where forty-nine others talked about things they didn't understand or didn't give a shoe ((yeah you know which word I was going to say)) to it. The meeting was almost done, but of course people are impatient.
Suddenly, Washington, the Evergreen State, stood up from her chair tired of all the rubbish everyone was talking about.
"You know what?" the state suddenly exclaimed, loud enough to get everyone's attention. "I'm all tired of this bull crap you all talk about! I don't have any time for this! Fuck this! No one gives a shit for all your stuff, idiotic cheese head!" Washington yelled at the Badger State (aka Wisconsin), who tried to continue her speech, trying to ignore the grumpy state's sudden outburst.
"Well, shut up 'cause no one cares about you, shitty apple moron!" Wisconsin shouted back not able to contain herself anymore.
"Now, now ladies, calm down. Also watch your language Wash. There are some kids here." Oregon a calm blond state said while looking towards Hawaii and Alaska who had their ears covered by California. Hawaii opened her mouth to say something but was interrupted by Washington.
"Shut up brother, it's none of your God damned business. I say what I want to. And don't call me Wash." Washington replies.
"Yeah this is our problem, you beaver crazy asshole!" Wisconsin adds.
"Hey, I'm the only one allowed to say that to brother, cheese head!" After saying that, Washington launched herself towards Wisconsin, and became a ferocious fist fight. Also, hearing the insult about her owner, Beth the beaver jumped onto the two female states, joining the fight. Seeing this major distraction, some states took advantage of this and started to do whatever they wanted to do. Tennessee and Kentucky started singing and playing country music, Florida and California started arguing about who was more popular as in attractions ((theme parks, places to visit etc.)), Nevada, Arizona, and New Mexico were gambling by the corner, Wyoming and Texas was doing a one-on-one shootout ((pretty weird if you tell me; there's only one person so why call it a shootout?)) ((reader: STOP BREAKING THE 4TH WALL!)), Montana was bugging Idaho who was eating a potato at that moment, and Michigan, talking about his cars to Illinois, Indiana, and Ohio, who all were forced to listen to him. There also were the Dakotas having a conversation about their past, minus the touchy stuff, with the Virginias, and Carolinas. Georgia and Hawaii was talking about which fruit was better, a peach or a pineapple, while a purple- eyed state, Alaska, stood next to Hawaii like a protective sister. New Jersey and New York were listening to rap music and playing games on their phones. And everyone else was doing something that some people cannot understand at first glance, plainly running around for no reason, or should not explain and go into detail *cough Colorado cough dealing drug cough*. And one of the older states was getting irritated. Very irritated.
Delaware, a blond boy around 17, with blue eyes like America's, was shaking with fury and irritation. "Why can't my siblings take anything seriously?" Delaware muttered. Some of the states were actually breaking stuff because of their fighting. No one should be breaking or violating Washington D.C.'s stuff! They were just all on his nerves. Some states were eating food not caring of what was happening around them. Iowa was eating corn, Indiana was eating popcorn, Illinois was eating a Chicago style pizza, and Pennsylvania was eating his famous Philly cheese steak. Everyone was still bickering, some of them started throwing things, causing a block of cheese to whizz pass his head. Now that was it. It was their last straw. No more stopping. No more hesitation.
"ALL RIGHT! THAT IS ENOUGH!" Delaware yelled the loudest he can and the whole room fell silent. 48 and few other pairs of eyes rested on him. States stopped eating and listened. The only sound they could hear was Missouri's soft snores coming from the back of the room. "I AM SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CHILDISH NONESENSE!" Delaware paused for a moment.
'We all are.' Maine huffed quietly so only several people including her brother, Massachusetts, and Delaware could hear. Delaware gave her a threatening glare and continued.
"AS I WAS SAYING, YOU GUYS ARE TOO IMMATURE TO HANDLE ANYTHING! I AM FED UP WITH ALL OF YOUR SHITTY ATTITUDES! WHAT IS SO HARD TO JUST LISTEN TO WHAT YOUR SIBLINGS ARE SAYING AND WAIT PATIENTLY FOR YOUR TURN!? WHAT KIND OF EFFORT DO YOU NEED TO NOT START A FUCKING FIGHT!? WHY CAN'T WE JUST HAVE SOME DAMN PEACE!?" And with that Delaware stood up and headed for the exit only turning back to say, "Oh all off you have to pay for the damage you caused. To Washington D.C., though, not me." And he glared at the people who were fighting; Texas, Wyoming, Washington, Wisconsin, Oregon (well technically his beaver), California, Florida, and a few others, and then left.
There was an awkward silence through the room. America seeing his chance broke the ripple of quietness.
"Well, dudes and dudettes I think we'll end the meeting for today! So see you in three month guys!" America hollered and all the states (and a few territories plus a capital) stood up from their chairs and walked toward the exit. Connecticut was pissed off by Delaware's speech and grumbled, "He thinks he's the eldest and can tell us anything he wants us to do since he was the 'first one to ratify the Constitution'. Big deal." Rhode Island was a small but old state and was wondering about her past while listening to her 'big brother' Connecticut complaining. Arkansas was saying something like going to the spa. The states that were singing, hummed and went out the door, and Washington D.C. were talking to the states about the fees and cost of the damage.
Everyone left the meeting room one by one leaving one state sitting or more correctly sleeping, in the quiet and deserted meeting room. No one bothered to wake him up, since they were too busy trying to get out of this boring place. Then the state stirred, and woke up blinking sleepily.
"I wonder when the meeting's going to start…" he mumbled softly, and went back to sleep.
Author's Note (again):
There was supposed to be another ending to this but I just stuck to the Missouri one. So how did you guys like it? Was America kind of OOC? It was just about what I thought the meetings may be like. And sorry if I didn't include your state or some other state. And sorry for not putting descriptions of the states, and their appearances are up to your imagination so far. And sorry, the descriptions would come up in future chapters. Sorry, for me rambling something I don't know. To people who live in Washington and Wisconsin: I DO NOT THINK YOU GUYS LIKE WHAT EVER THEY SAID SO PLEASE DON'T BE OFFENDED! IT WAS FOR HUMOR! IF YOU CALL THAT HUMOR! (Turns off caps lock) Also, what state/states should I write about next? I kind of have an idea… And ok. I'll shut up for now. So review, fav, Etc!