This is what happens when you mix me with staying home all day with nothing to do...

Basically Mulan and Belle are best friends living in a townhouse that Mr. Gold payed for in Storybrooke, Maine. They're not used to the modern day technology since Mulan only came to Storybrooke after the curse broke and Belle was trapped in an aslyum. Really weird, but read on if you will.

It is written with little description and mainly dialogue. But I think I did a good job that you should be able to tell. They are all really OCC and stuff, and even through out the story will have different personalities, but in general either Mulan or Belle will be the over excitable one in the story, and the other will take part in the sarcastic one, well everyone else just tags alone.

Yup

~Lilies

Princesses! Oh Princesses! Princesses in Story-brooke!

Starring:

Jaime Chung as Mulan

Emilie de Ravin as Belle

Robert Carlyle as Mr. Gold/Rumplestiltskin

Sarah Bolger as Aurora (Absent)

Jennifer Morrison as Emma Swan (Absent)

You probably don't need to know this, it's just for reference if you got lost.

Last time we saw our heroines, they were on their way to beat the ever wicked dark creature Yaoguai. Now they are situated in a sweet little townhouse in our favourite town in our favourite USA state, Storybrooke, Maine. Belle has been dating her sweetheart Mr. Gold since the Fairy Tale Land days, and even though our sassy co-female lead Mulan is single, she has been on a few shares of dates.

Now, the show opens in a bright summer day, as warm as it's going to get in Maine. As our favourite two Fairy Tale characters are not warmed up to the modern day inventions, it's quite interesting to see them interact with the everyday machines we're so used to.

"MULAN!"

"What?"

"I can't open this thingy!"

"There are a lot of things in this house, you're going to have to be more specific!"

"The big metal thingy!"

"That warms up food magically?"

"No, the one that makes toast really, really cold."

"Next to the water cycle thing?"

"Yeah! I think so."

"I think it opens when you pull on it!"

"No duh genius! What do you think I was doing for the last twenty minutes?"

"You've been at it for twenty minutes?"

"It's called exaggeration. Ever heard of it?"

"…"

"JUST HELP ME WITH THIS THING!"

"CALL YOUR BOYFRIEND IF YOU'RE SO IN DESPERATE NEED OF A FROZEN TOAST!"

"I CAN'T!"

"WHY NOT!"

"…"

"BELLE?"

"I think I broke the fellytone."

"I'm rolling my eyes at you, you know."

"I'm aware of that."

"I think it's called a teloony."

"Fellytone."

"Teloony."

"Fellytone."

"Teloony."

"Fellytone."

"Teloony."

"Fellytone."

"Teloony."

"FELLYTONE!"

"TELOONY!"

"Hello?"

"Gold?"

"Hello to you to Mulan."

"What are you doing here?!"

"Just visiting my favourite girl, and umm…Mulan."

"AWWW. You gave me a nickname."

"Mulan, you name is Mulan."

"That was sarcasm genius."

"…"

"What seems to be the problem?"

"I can't open the big metal box?"

"…"

"The refrigerator?"

"Yeah, I think."

"You just pull on the…"

"I KNOW I'M SUPPOSE TO PULL ON IT BUT IT WON'T OPEN WHY DO YOU THINK YOU'RE HERE!"

"…"

"It opened for him."

"I can see that Mulan."

"Just pointing it out."

"I can see that you're pointing it out."

"Just pointing that out."

"…"

"You seem to be doing a lot of that silent three dot thing lately."

"What do you mean?"

"You know, the three period that signifies that you're giving 'the look'."

"I think you just broke the fourth wall."

"No, it's still in contact." Knock, "see?"

"I meant in a TV Show or a Fanfiction wise."

"Oh."

"What's this about a broken telephone?"

"I thought it was a fellytone!"

"A teloony."

"You heard him, it's a telephone."

"…"

"You just forgot to charge it."

"Charge it with what?"

"I don't know, Potatoes?"

"How do you charge it with potatoes?"

"I think I got one in the metal box!"

"Belle…"

"DAMN IT WON'T OPEN!"

"BELLE!"

"IT WON'T I SWEAR!"

"You just pull on it."

"I KNOW BLOODY WELL TO PULL ON IT!"

"Mulan…"

"Since when did you become British?"

"I personally thought she was Australian."

"I thought we were all Fairy Tale Land-nese."

"Fairy Tale Land-nese?"

"You know, what people from Fairy Tale Land are called."

"I thought of it as more of a Fairy Tale Land-ish."

"Belle…"

"I thought we were supposed to find potatoes to charge the telephone, not to talk about our nationalities anyways."

"You know I was just being sarcastic right?"

"…"

"Belle?"

"…"

"Mulan?"

"…"

"Seriously, you can just charge it with electricity."

"That's ridiculous."

"Riddikulus you mean…"

"When have Harry Potter references became relevant to this conversation?"

"Harry Potter has surprority in any conversation."

"…No comment."

"But you just commented."

"…"

"Gold…"

"I'll be going."

"IT WON'T OPEN!"

"DAMN IT BELL YOU'RE PULLING IT ON THE WRONG SIDE!"

"Oh."

"Yeah, oh."

"…Can we get back to the Harry Potter references again?"

And that is a normal day for our heroines, trying to get use to the modern day technology that is the fridge and the telephone. Until next time!