On a distant island, somewhere far away from any of the regions, lived the many citizens of a Pokemon-run city. They called it the Freeland. No human has ever discovered it— Well, they did, but they were killed. The Pokemon there hated humans for their habit of catching every single Pokemon they saw. Damn, it was annoying. However, some Pokemon were sent to the humans, but only to discover more things to improve their society. Think of it like a secret mission that could prevent you from going back home. Anyway, onto the story!

Being a child prodigy was hard. Being a grass-type was hard. Actually, both those things are pretty hard, but being a grass-type child prodigy in a college full of reckless Pokemon was harder than a Steelix's dick using…Well, Harden. Yeah. That fit the description. Now, what was that girl's name again? Oh, yes, it was Chi-Chi. If you didn't assume already, Chi-Chi was a Chikorita. She was depressed, because her lesbian friends usually made an excuse to exclude her from their activities. She didn't care much though, because she knew that all they did was play spin the bottle and have sex. Bitches. Chi-Chi was also very shy. A lot of the time, she just told everyone she was independent, and wanted to be alone. (And probably the reason her friends didn't hang out with her much.) But she just wanted a friend. And yes, she did get one, eventually. But for now, I will start off with how it all started. This is the story of Chi-Chi's beautiful, and very depressing sex life. LET'S GO!

The sun shone through a roof in a small, shady bedroom. It was the first day of the second school year, and Chi-Chi was over-sleeping. Two dog-like figures climbed onto her bed. One of them was a Glaceon. she spoke. "Scarlet, I don't know if we should…" The other Pokemon interrupted her. It was a Flareon.

"Oh, Slushy. Always being a stick in the Mudkip's hole. It'll be fine." Slushy rolled her eyes at Scarlet before turning on a video camera. Scarlet giggled and crawled closer to the sleeping Chi-Chi. Slushy began to film.

When Scarlet looked at the camera, she made a serious face. "It's 8:45 and Chi-Chi's still not awake." Slushy had to hold back a laugh when Scarlet began to cuss and make rude gestures at the camera. "Okay, I'm done with this shit. Turn off the camera." Slushy turned off the camera.

When she saw what Scarlet was about to do next, she scrambled out the door. After Slushy left, Scarlet got close to Chi-Chi's face. She spoke in a quiet voice. "Chi-Chi?…Chi-Chi?… HOLY SHIT CHI-CHI WAKE THE FUCK UP!" The Chikorita yelped and fell out of bed. When she rose to her feet she glared at Scarlet.

The Flareon was laughing so hard, she nearly pissed herself. "That's not funny, Scarlet! You could have just told me to get up!" Scarlet stopped laughing and smiled at Slushy, who just walked in.

The Glaceon shook her head and spoke in an almost silent voice. "I'm probably going to regret this, but I got it on video." Chi-Chi growled at the two.

Scarlet spoke again. "Chikorita used Growl! It was firmly ignored!" Once again, she started laughing again. Chi-Chi left the room without another word. She really didn't want to deal with Scarlet's shit. She was already stressed out because of school, and then this? Fuck it.

Chi-Chi whimpered as everyone began laughing at her. She had once again lost at training. Every year, the Pokemon at the college had to train for the yearly battling championships. Unfortunately, that was the only class that Chi-Chi got a lower grade on. She passed, but always got a B. The coach, who was a female Medicham, helped the Chikorita stand up. She spoke while the crowd laughed and taunted. Seriously, they were using Taunt.

The Medicham kneeled down to Chi-Chi's height. "Look, Chi-Chi. I want you in my class, I really do. But, you need to train more during your free time, okay?"

Chi-Chi looked at the coach with teary eyes. "I do train, Coach Tate, but the only free time I get is after school, and even then I only get fifteen minutes…" Coach Tate silenced her, before rubbing her forehead for a few seconds while sighing.

She looked back at Chi-Chi with a nod. "Okay, but after class, I will excuse you from Math for thirty minutes so you can train. Sound okay?" Chi-Chi nodded and slowly walked to her seat.

A battle between Barb, the Pignite, and Slice, the Scizor was about to begin. The audience started taunting again.

"Slice is one dead bug!"

"Barb will BURN that guy!"

"Tonight's special is mystery food with crispy Scizor claws!"

Chi-Chi rolled her eyes and started reading a book called Great Balls of Steel by Aaron Aggron. It was about a depressed Lairon that evolved and became a scientist with his own harem of Lopunny girls. 'Funny. This story reminds me of myself. Minus the Lopunny harem, of course.' Chi-Chi thought. All the way until the end of class did she think about her life. Once she was about to exit, Coach Tate called her over. "Chi-Chi? Forgetting something?" She asked with her arms crossed and a small grin on her face.

'I'm getting way too hung up on that book…' Chi-Chi thought, before training.