i wanna be a vampire!

bella is once again bothering edward. She wants to be a vampire, and will not stop annoying him.

bella: Please?

edward: no.

bella: pretty please?

edward: no. we had a deal bella.

bella: but, but-

edward: tough luck, I will not change you until you, hold up your end of the deal.

bella is so angry she bursts into song


Bella: Now I'm the queen of the humans

Now I'm the queen of the humans

Oh, the high school VIP

I've reached the top and had to stop

And that's what botherin' me

I wanna be a vamp, vampire

And stroll right into town

And be just like the other vamps

I'm tired of walkin' around!

Oh, oobee doo

I wanna be like you

I wanna walk like you

Talk like you, too

You'll see it's true

A girl like me

Can learn to be vampire too

Now here's your part of the deal, Ed

Lay the secret of vampire powers

Edward: But I don't know how to give powers

Bella: Now don't try to kid me, Edward

I made a deal with you

What I desire is vampire powers

To make my dream come true

Give me the secret, Edward

Show me what to do

Give me the power of vampires

So I can be like you!

You!

I wanna be like you

I wanna talk like you

Walk like you, too

You'll see it's true

Someone like me

Can learn to be

Like someone like me

Can learn to be

Like someone like you

Can learn to be

Like someone like me!


edward gives bella a funny look and then:

edward: ok... bella are you entirly sure you are ok?

Bella: no.

edward nods and sweeps her into a passionate kiss.

edward: how about now?

bella nods vigourously.