I don't own anything related to Sonic. Sega does :(
Secret love in disguise
Matt's POV
What is wrong with being gay? I love boys! Much better then girls...
My boyfriend is a hedgehog called Bill. He has a big dick. He showed it to me... WhenI saw it, my penis grew big and sperm came out... I was so excited!!!
Everyone in school mocks me... Aaron and Josh aren't my friends anymore... Ah well.
They were straight anyway...
I was on my bed with my boyfriend. We always have sex each night. "Good morning, darling!" Bill said. "Hi!" I replied. We went to school.
When we were in school, people were laughing at us because we were holding hands. Stupid fools. Can't they see I like dick!!!!!
Aaron and Josh came at us and said, "It's those losers again!" They mocked us!!!!
At assembly, someone uploaded a video, showing us having gay sex. WHO DID THIS!!!!!!!
Josh and Aaron laughed at us... How dare they!!!!
"Mummy! They are laughing at us!!! Mummy!" I cried. Bill was shocked and bemused.
We got home. Bill came to me and said, "Matt, I have to break up with you..." He said.
"Why?!!" I cried.
"You're too gay..." Bill replied.
The irony...