K-Otic Hearts
Chapter 1-There's Nothing Wrong With Me, There's Something Wrong With You!
(Courtesy of SOAD's TCMMFLIOTS)
I've been having these weird thoughts lately…
Like is any of this real…
Or not…
And how does that make you feel?
What the…When did my therapist get here?
The brunette hero we call Sora was having an odd dream; a dream of him falling through water with deflated water wingies. Once he landed, he looked down. Soon enough, a flock of birds flew up from beneath his feet, but one of them stopped to peck his face for stepping on it.
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"Ow! Stupid bird!" he screamed. "Wait a second! Isn't there more to that?"
Out of nowhere, the author's voice said, "One, I forgot what happened in the video, two, Utada Hikaru doesn't feel like singing because we keep translating her songs and making them crappy, and three…three…I'll tell when I think of it!"
Welcome Sora…since Phoenix's memory sucks, we're gonna have you pick a weapon and ask you questions that will let us know who you REALLY are…
"Would it be easier if I said I like power, fear that TV host woman, want to have an exceptional cute boyfriend, and that my life is important to me?"
Wait a second! You fear a TV host and you're gay?
Sora twiddled his fingers and said, "I'm bisexual."
Why do I always get the bi guys?
Before he could speak, a tennis racket appeared in the boy's hand. It wasn't a normal tennis racket; it was a racket signed by Venus Williams.
"Venus? Aw man! She sucks!"
Out of nowhere, a tennis ball bopped Sora upside his head, sending him to the ground. When he tried to get up, little black things began to pop out of the ground. Their eyes glowed yellow with much intention to kill.
"Um…back, back away!"
The black things exploded, even if h didn't touch them. Sora smiled, chanting, "I'm so strong! I guess I don't know my own strength."
The black savages sat in a random place whispering to each other.
"Should we tell him what's up ahead?"
"Nah! The idiot'll find out. He'll find out…"
Sora went up further to see a door. Of course, he had to open up a useless treasure box, and break a crate with a monkey in it. Sadly, since the monkey had no purpose of being in the game, it committed suicide. Stupid monkey…
Anyways, the hero continued his journey after mourning the monkey, only to stand on an empty platform.
The closer you step towards the light, the bigger your shadow becomes…
Sora took his warning well and led his shadow to the edge. When it tried to rise up, it was sort of hanging off it. The Darkside ended up like the monkey, the end.
"Did that bozo just kill dad?"
"Yeah! Let's jump him!"
"You mean sink him?"
"Yeah, sure…"
Just as they said, they sunk Sora in a dark puddle of doom.
Ugh…You know, those wingies would probably work right about now…
"Shut up!" Sora yelled before everything was lights-out…