The chronicles of Luna Lovegood
Weird Al and the looney kids
One day Luna was carelessly walking down the lane when gasp weird al yankovitch pops out of no where!!!!
Luna: AL!!! I… AM…. LIKE….YOUR…..BIGGESTFAN!!!CANIHAVEYOURAUTOGRPHANYOURNEWMUGGLECDILOVEMUGGLEMUSICITISSOOOOOCOOL!!!!gasps for breath.
Al: Whoa whoa. Who said I'm a muggle?
Luna: You….You're not?!! But you live like a flippin muggle!!!
Al: Well DUH! I'm secretly planning to take over the muggle world. I put subliminal mind messages in my songs so when people hear them they go brain dead.
Luna: No Joke?
Al: Nope.
Luna: HOLYCOWIAMLIKESOOOOTOTALLYSTILLYOURBIGGESTFANILOVEYOUILOVEYOUILOVEYOUI…. Hogwarts students pop out of bushes EEEEEEEKKKKK!!!
Hogwarts student one: Yo Lovegood. Who's ya muggle friend?
Student 2: Ya hategood wha's he doin here?
Luna: This here is a wizard mastermind! Points arms to Al like a car model
Al: Who Said I'm a wizard?
Luna, student 1&2: WHAT???
Al: That's right, ima girl. Toddleoooruns off YEAH I'm JUS TOO WHITE AND NERDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!
Luna: dumbstruck expression on face. Mouth gaping open. Miscellaneous groans of confusion. Bu….Bu…Bu….
Studdent 1: Yo Luna, did you sleep under a full moon an that's how ya became so looney? Slaps knee laughing
Student 2: No she slept under, like, five gabazilliontrillionzillion!!!!! both students fall over and roll like idiots on the ground
Luna: waves wand lunar phasius!!! full moon enters the sky Bediebyeus! Students get tucked into a giant bed. PROCEDIOUS!!!
Students: na hahahahah. drool spills out the side of their mouths AH hahahahahahah HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH MUA HAHAHAHA AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHahah!!!hahhhahhhh…
Luna: Who's looney now? LOOSERS!!! A HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA.Luna walks off leaving the two students laying under a full moon becoming lunatized
Hahah so it's lame. It's truly a legend that if you sleep under a full moon you'll go crazy.