A Snape parody to the tune of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer." Enjoy!
Snivelly the Potions Master,
Had some really greasy hair.
He never bathed or showered,
Never changed his underwear.
All of the other students,
Bullied him and called him names.
Nobody liked poor Snivelly,
Because of Sirius and James!
Then one foggy Christmas Eve, Lily came to say,
"Snivelly with your hair so gross,
Our friendship's over, Adios!"
Then Snivelly's heart was broken,
He laid in bed and cried all day.
Snivelly became a Death Eater,
He thought it was the only way!
Let me know if you'd like more parodies!