The story about Dartz and his Great Beast
One day Bastardo(Dartz) was praying in front of his altar like usual:
Bastardo: Great Beast! Show up and kill the main caracter.
Great Beast: I can't, it's not the wright episode.
Bastardo: Well this is imaginary story so you can show up whenever you want.
Great Beast: Ok then, I show up!
Bastardo: That's the way aha, aha I like it aha, aha Great Beast
Great Beast: Here I am all shoved up but the main caracter seems to far to me and I'm a big hungry beast so I'm going to eat you.
Bastardo: Noooooo! Please don't, I'm your master!
Great Beast: You sad it yourself, this is an imaginary story ergo I can do whatever I want and I want to eat you! If you have a problem with that you can kiss my giant ass!
Bastardo: But, but this isn't fair, this is an episode not an imaginary story.
Great Beast: Sorry But I don't belive you any more.
So The Great Beast attacked bastardo and ate him. And so Bastardo was found in the belly of the beast. Few days after while the Beast was flying above the Atlantic ocean she craps Bastardo who was by some miracle still alive because this story is fictional. And so Bastardo founds himself inside the atlantic ocean and starts sinking. And he sinks on Atlantis.
Bastardo: Yupi! I'm home! Let's go celebrate.
Citizens of Atlantis: Bastardo is back, save your soul if you can.
Bastardo. I'm home! I'm home! I'm home!
Citizens of Atlantis: Let's run.
Bastardo: You can run all you want but I'll be folowing you I just have to go for my Seals Of Orichalcos so I can catch you all. Wuaaaa Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
While Bastardo was going for his seals citizens of Atlantis summoned their protectors Critias, Hellmos and Timaeus but they were pised off because this weren't supposed to happen and now somebody is using them for his morbid story .
Critias, Hellmos and Timaeus: What the fuck are you doing we have enough business in the series.
The person who writes this story: Sorry!
Bastardo: What about me? Isn't this story about me? Just look at the title for God's sake!
The person who writes this story: That title is like that because I hate you and intend to kill you at the end.
Bastardo: But why?
The person who writes this story: Because you stole KaibaCorporation!
Bastardo: I didn't mean to it was just in my script
The person who writes this story: Now you are telling me!
Bastardo: Yes I'm telling you now because I don't want you to kill me.
The person who writes this story: Whatever, you just go back to your business so I could finish this story, I have to learn chemistry.
Bastardo: OK I will but before that «what is chemistry?»
The person who writes this story: Are you stupid or retarded?
Bastardo: Bouth.
The person who writes this story: That is a natural science which studys structure and characteristics of supstances.
Bastardo: Oh why didn't you told me sooner?
Legendary Dragons: Why are we mentioned in the story and we are no longer here, can we go home now please?
The person who writes this story: No! I will need you later
Great Beast: And what about me I was in the title too?
The person who writes this story: Only one question for you: W.T.F. are you doing here? Aren't you supposed to shit above the ocean or something?
Great Beast: I should but i decided to show up without a reason, just like everybody else.
The person who writes this story: Good point, but I don't need you right now.
And can we go back to the stoy now?
Dragons, Bastardo and the Great Beast: Shure we can, you are the boss
The person who writes this story: Ok then, let's move on!