Yo ppl, I'm back from like...200 years from death! xD And I have company! YAY, IT'S VACATION! :D
Alisa: Greetings! (waves)
Hello, Alisa BosconoVITCH! nyahaha...XD
Alisa: What's so funny about THAT?!
Oh nothing, Alisa. Anyway, thanks for having you as a bartender in this story...
Alisa: Sure, anytime! :D
DISCLAIMER: Miharu-chan doesn't own Tekken (c) coz' she's a b---Whoa, I'M CERTAINLY NOT a (toot) :))
ALISA AND ME: HERE WE GO!
Fun in the Sun
It was a hot summer day. Lee was having a summer party at his resort. Lee's resort was very huge that has lots of pools to choose from. So, he managed to invite everyone except…
"Why didn't you invite me there, Lee? I did everything just for you!" the snowy-white spiky-haired old man cried while his tears were overflowing in his eyes.
Lee curved his lips into a smirk and chuckled, "Aw, sorry 'grandpa'. You're too old to join…"
"Psh…If that's the case, why is Wang in there? He's also old and uh…deep-rooted!" Heihachi exclaimed indignantly, as he pointed his finger at Wang, doing synchronized swimming in the pool. Heihachi was really trying hard to enter in Lee's party. There are other old men in the resort which he didn't figure it: Baek Doo San and Jinpachi.
Suddenly, a group of chicks approached Lee. "Whoops! Sorry but I have to hang out with my ladies here. How tragic. Well, see you soon, 'grandpa.'"
As the chicks joined Lee going to the party, Heihachi became very angry as a bull going out wild. "That FAGGOT…and why is he always calling me 'grandpa'? But for sure, I'm his father! What a stupid kid… " he thought aloud as he walked away from the entrance. Poor Heihachi…
Anyway, let's get to the party, then…
Those people there were like party-animals. They can't stop being wild as the music goes. Law was in-charge of cooking, Lei was a lifeguard, Alisa was in-charge of bar tending, and Kazuya was a personal waiter for Lee. (But that job should be for Heihachi but because of his clumsiness and anger to Lee, Lee avoided him and didn't have that job for him) The other guys were having fun under the scorching-hot sun.
"Hey guys, do we have to do something here in the pool?" Eddy asked.
"Yeah, I'm really bored." Asuka sighed as she slouched herself on the tiles of the pool.
I know! Let's have a pool race!" Steve exclaimed his opinion.
"Hey, not a bad idea…" Hwoarang said.
"Yeah, I'll be in-charge of that. No one will say no. OK, Jin, Hwoarang, Steve and…hmm…who will be the other one…" Anna spoke as she glanced some of them…
"Why don't you just choose this guy." Nina pointed her index finger at Paul.
"Huh?!" Paul exclaimed as if he was NOT a good swimmer.
'Damn it, why is it has to be me?!' he thought.
"Well, I thought you said you were the greatest swimmer in the whole universe, eh?" Nina said as she crossed her arms to Paul to be sure that he WAS the greatest swimmer. The others were laughing and felt the same way as Nina felt.
"OK! OK! Let me at it!" Paul exclaimed proudly as he raised his fist mid-air.
"Okay, then. That settles the contest…" Anna said.
As the contestants were settled and prepared on the starting line, Anna told them to swim until the end of the pool and go back at the starting line for two laps. Xiaoyu and Panda were rooting for Jin; Lili and her butler, Sebastian were rooting for Hwoarang; Asuka and Nina (they said that Nina was Steve's mother?!) were rooting for Steve. Unfortunately for Paul…
'GAH, I hope Law was here to help me…' he sighed.
"On your mark…"
'Oh God…help me…'
"Get set…"
'There it goes…!'
As Anna was about to say the signal, she planned to ask for a whistle to have that instead of saying it. "Who has a whistle?"
"Oh you crazy son of a bitch! JUST GET ON WITH IT!" Nina shouted furiously at her.
"Ugh, why did I even bother…" Anna thought.
"GO!"
As the signal was given, the contestants accelerated and started to swim straight except Paul who thought that he was actually swimming but actually…He's not.
"Ugh! Why can't I go forward?!" Paul exclaimed as he slapped the water.
"Because you suck in swimming," Eddy said while Christie giggled and put out her life preservers and gave them to Paul for easy swimming. "Here, wear these. It will help you swim like…a swimmer!"
"Thank you, Christie. Now, I'll show people how great I am!" He cried proudly as he put those life-preservers on his arms.
"I'm so ready! Here I go!" As he shifted his arms in the pool, he twisted them back and forth, as well as his legs, he successfully moved forward. "Oh yeah! I'm doing it!"
As the three remaining contestants were swimming as fast they could, they looked back at their last opponent.
"Heh, I can't believe that he can make a difference," Steve said.
"Just a little practice, dude…" Hwoarang also said as he smiled.
Jin nodded and continued to swim fast, as so as Hwoarang and Steve continued to swim, leaving Paul behind them.
"Go Jin! You can do it!" Xiaoyu shouted to cheer Jin as Panda did the cheerleading moves. (the pom poms :D) on the other hand, Lili was also cheering for Hwoarang with the help of Sebastian but suddenly, Asuka stepped on her foot by accident.
"Ouch! My pedicure! You're going to pay for it! You did that on purpose!" Lili cried furiously at Asuka.
"What?! Me? I did not! Well…SORRY if I did that to you!" Asuka exclaimed at her. Then, the two glared at each other as their eyes were burning. Sebastian and Nina stopped them.
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While Alisa was tending the bar, a sumo-wrestler approached her.
"Good day to you, sir!" She greeted him.
"One absinthe, please," He ordered. As he got the shot glass filled with green minty scent of beverage, he drank it until he finished it.
"Give me another—wait…you're…JULIA!" Ganryu was surprised and his heart couldn't stop beating. He really missed Julia for how long.
"Don't tell me he's already drunk." Alisa thought.
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Meanwhile, the three contestants were in a final lap and the high-haired guy was still in a second lap. He was panting, trying to finish a lap. Suddenly…
"Hey buddy! I see that…you're in a race…" Law approached to Paul and talked to him.
"Buddy! Ya gotta help me! I can't take it anymore! I don't want to lose!" Paul cried as he panted.
"Sorry but I'm not yet done cooking…" Law said as he scratched his back using the spatula. Out of the sudden, Paul pulled Law near in the pool.
"Listen, if you won't help me, I'm gon' crush you into a million pieces after this!"
"Gah! Whoa, Paul! Stop pulling me!"
"Uh-oh…I almost forgot…" Christie gasped.
"What is it?" Eddy inquired.
"Those life preservers…I just got them from G Corporation saying that it has some sort of 'gas' which is very dangerous when it was popped up…" Christie articulated as Eddy sweat dropped the statement.
"Ugh, they should have known that…" Eddy said as he put his palm on his face.
Paul ignored the fact that Law had a sharp object; he pulled Law into the pool. Law accidentally slung the spatula until it hit unto the life preserver. That means…
"Oh great…" As the two saw the life preserver released some sort of gases, the two were moving forward so fast. "AAAGHH!"
They were so fast as they were about to get to the finish line. They can also pass the other contestants who were almost near to the finish line. "OUTTA MAH WAY, GUYS! AAHH!" the two screamed as they were moving so fast because of that unbelievable gas power.
The three other contestants were caught off guard as they spread out to give a way to those men.
"Sigh, they really never changed…" Steve sighed.
"Well, at least they can really make a difference…" Hwoarang chuckled.
"I think we should give those dolts a victory." Jin suggested.
"Yeah…" Hwoarang and Steve agreed Jin's suggest.
After the contest was over, Paul and Law were hugging each other for victory.
"Oh yeah! I AM the greatest swimmer in the universe! I couldn't have done without you, Law!" Paul said as he hugged Law tightly, trying to suffocate Law.
"Paul! N-not too much! AAGH!" Law said while suffocating.
"I love you, man!"
"Aw, they're so sweet and cute even though they're just friends right, Hwoarang?" Lili said to him as she covers him a fresh towel.
"Thanks, princess…Yeah, they are. But…"Hwoarang spoke to her as Lili sat down beside him.
"But what, Hwoarang?" She asked.
"We're sweeter and cuter than them, princess," He said heartily as Lili's heart were beating so fast.
"Oh, Hwoarang, you really never change…"Lili said as she rested her head on Hwoarang's firm shoulder as Hwoarang kissed her forehead, making her giggle.
As Sebastian saw the cute couple, he was amazed that Lili had a nice guy. "I hope your love never dies, Ms. Lili…"
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"That was a great race, Jin! You were so great!" Xiao exclaimed, trying to cheer Jin as well as Panda was also doing the same.
Jin didn't look at their cheer and continued to wipe his face using his towel. Jin was always doing this whenever he and Xiao were together.
"Why is he always like that unlike other guys out there? Oh, Jin…" She thought. When Panda saw Xiao disappointed at Jin, Panda tried to cheer her up but to no avail.
"I'm alright, Panda. Just give me a moment of time, okay?" Panda gave her a nod.
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"Sorry sir but I'm not the 'Julia girl' you're talking about," Alisa said to Ganryu as she moved backward.
"Aw shucks, did you forget me? I always wanted to tell you something…" Ganryu said as he moved forward to get closer to Alisa who he thought she was Julia in a pink hair?
"Sir, please. Listen to me…"
"No, you should listen to me, first…" Ganryu said as he gets closer to Alisa. Alisa then, prepared to eject her head to make her move to attack Ganryu.
"I love you, JULIA! I really, really, really do!"
As Alisa disgusted on Ganryu, she ejected her head and gave her head to him.
"Aw, is this for me? Thank you but my birthday isn't—"The head was a bomb, as it explodes, it sent Ganryu flying away to the sky. The head returns to the body. Then, Alisa continued to tend the bar.
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"Asuka, here...try this four-seasoned juice. It's tasty!" Steve said as he gave Asuka a glass of juice.
"Thanks, Steve…" Asuka said and sat on a table. The taste was good for Steve but Asuka doesn't like the taste. She's used to Japanese drinks…
"Bleh! That tastes funny!" Asuka blurted out. Steve then, gets a tissue paper and wiped it on Asuka's face.
Steve chuckled as she continued to wipe her face. Asuka smiled and thanked Steve. The two continued to have fun.
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Meanwhile in the swimming pool…
"Jinpachi, let's continue our synchronized swimming!" Wang exclaimed to Jinpachi.
"Ugh, I'd love to but…I can't because my back…it hurts…" Jinpachi winced.
"Aw…hmm…Who there's to challenge me in a synchronized swimming?!" Wang cried, asking for a person to challenge him.
"The person should be old, old and withered like me so we can be fair!"
Then, an old man approached to the pool. "I will,"
Wang saw an old man waiting for him with a glare on his face. Wang glared at him.
"Well if isn't Baek, my friend after Jinpachi. How are you?" Wang gave Baek a serious look to him while Baek was crossing his arms.
"I'm fine…better than fine. I'm…good…better than good…I'm marvelous…better than marvelous…I'm fine…better than—"
"OKAY, enough! Ugh...you really never get that stupidity out of your mind…"Wang sighed.
"Hmph. Let's start…" Baek said.
"Ready…GO!" Wang gave the signal. The two started to do their moves in the pool. The two were doing their unique moves in the pool.
"Yo, Hwoarang…did you see your grandpa over there?" Eddy said.
"No, and he's not my grandpa. He's my master…"Hwoarang replied.
"No way, your master can do such moves!" Lili exclaimed, watching the synchronized swimming contest.
"Huh? Master?! What THE?!!" Hwoarang couldn't believe in his eyes that his master can do synchronized swimming. So, Hwoarang got stiffen. Lili tried to wake him up.
Lili giggled. "Hwoarang, what is wrong with you?"
Hwoarang snapped out to reality. "Whoa, I can't believe that…"
"Come on, let's watch it!" Lili said as she held his muscular arms to drag him there.
"O-O-okay!"
As the couple went to the edge of the pool to watch the contest, on the other hand, Xiaoyu, is in a bad mood. Christie approached to her. "Xiao, you seem to be in a bad mood today. What's wrong?"
"Huh…umm…it's nothing…" Xiao gave a fake smile to her.
"Aw, c'mon Xiao, you can tell it to me. Just tell me what's going on," Christie said with a smile.
--TO BE CONTINUED--
So, what do you think? Meh, have to work for the next chapter...
Smell ya around, ppl!
-- Miharu (review please...thanks! :D)
Alisa: Oh, I hope I have a perfect guy just like Lili :((
Ahehe, I hope so. For me, you can have : Lars or...hmm...JACK-6, bwahaha...
Alisa: ha ha ha :/ very funny. I mean, Jack-6 was with "Jane" now...
Oh, so you're jealous of her?!
Alisa: No! I don't like him...
I see...you LOVE him?
Alisa: :(( Do you want to wipe your a---
Okay, okay, please tune in for more chapters :DD
Alisa: THAT Bish...OH, bye ppl! :)