One of those random instances where things pop in my head.
I wanted to share my views on Twilight as a whole.
Enjoy!
I noticed that Bella was having a guilty expression on her face. I could tell that she was having problems, and I needed to stop the horror before it began.
Bella said, "Do I choose Edward or Jacob? I can't decide!"
Seeing the gears in my head turning, I ran over to her. "Let me stop you right there."
"Who are you?" Bella asked me.
"That's not important. What needs to be addressed is the decision you are trying to make." I said. "Now Bella, I look at you and I can tell that there are people who would find you attractive, and I'm sure any other girl would love to be wanted by two attractive young men, but there is a major problem with all of this."
"What's wrong with Edward and Jacob?"
"You are a young woman/teenage girl who people would look up to and are choosing between necrophilia and beastiality. So Bella? Just, just no."
"No?"
"No."
"You mean I-"
"No."
"But I-"
"No."
"Why can't-"
"No."
"Really?"
"Think about this; and, no."
Bella thought it over and after a solid minute, finally realized what she was trying to do, "Oh my God! I was really about to do that?"
Seeing how it sunk in, "Yeah, you were. And now my work here, is done." I walked away from her.
I am NEVER writing for this again. Why did I even have this I will never know. At least it's done.
Seriously though, why?
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