Disclaimer: All characters from Rama ½ belong to Rumiko Takahashi, not to me.
I only am employing them for enjoyment purposes.
Ranma was walking home from school and spied a boy practicing a bo kata.
Although weapon-wielders are weak this guy is good!
After spinning through a complex figure-eight with a double ellipse, the boy stopped and picked up a pair of nunchaku.
The boy began swinging the sticks through spins. Ranma could barely keep up with the spins. The boy slowed down and stooped by a basin of water, he drank deeply and strapped on a pair of gloves with swords on them. He swang his gauntlets through a kata and sliced open a practice dummy from navel to crown. As the boy started to cool down Ranma ran home.
Should I tell Pops? He doesn't deserve to know, but then again. Nah.
Ranma narrowly avoided a flying kick from the aged martial artist and continued the battle sending him into the koi pond. While grinning, and posturing that he had won, he gets splashed with a bucket of cold water.
"Sweeto!" yells Happosai in his lecherously familiar way.
After glomming onto Ranko's rear he receives an unwelcome surprise. Streaking towards him to land on his backside arrives a message arrow. As it punctures his purple-clad posterior, he crashes through the roof. After awhile, the note comes crashing down; unfortunately with a purple- lecher attached. Ranko unfurls the note and reads, to
Ranma/Ranko Saotome,
I am aware that you possess expertise in aquatransexual curses. I have recently arrived in town and am willing to bargain for assistance in my rather strange curse, that is also water activated. Meet me at Furinkan High at 3 o'clock, we have much to discuss.
Boy In need
Nabiki peers over Ranma's shoulder and yen signs appear in her eyes. Perhaps she can make some money on this newcomer. She would have to start a betting pool on what his curse is. A second message arrow comes flying through the air, this arrow punctures lecherous martial artist's foot. As the shrunken form rockets through another hole in the ceiling, Nabiki reads the attached note,
To Tendo Nabiki,
I understand you are a wise woman, one with a keen business mind. Then an arrangement, in exchange for the cessation of all betting centered on me and prevention of future bets I shall forward to you eleven thousand five hundred and forty yen per month.
Please reply to me at 3 o'clock at Furinkan High.
Boy meeting Ranma
Nabiki saw yen signs and then started mentally calculating how much money would be made.