Hey everyone! I'm here with another shot at writing a Harry Potter story! Okay this is going to involve my own character cause well...I'm sort of tried of the same romances and I think Hogwarts needs a badass American punk/gothic girl to liven it up a bit!

Disclaimer: Sure... you all know that I'm J.K Rowling and that I own Harry Potter and to top it all off I'm the twin sister to George Washington.... yeah right! (for all u slow people out there...I don't own Harry Potter... I only wish)

God Save Me
Chapter One: You've got to be kidding me!

"I'M GOING WHERE?!"

"Dear, please calm down!-"

"CALM DOWN!?! CALM DOWN!?! YOU WANT ME TO CALM DOWN AFTER THIS?!"

"Sweetie, it isn't as bad as it sounds!"

"YEAH! YOU'RE RIGHT! IT'S WORSE! WHY DO I HAVE TO GO TO A NEW SCHOOL? WHY CAN'T I GO TO THE SALEM WITCHES INSTUTION?"

"Cause you and the other students aren't getting along well, and your teachers and I think that it would help if you had a change of scenery!"

"I DON'T NEED TO GET A CHANGE OF SENCERY!"

"But dear! At this school it has a better potions course and they are in the country side and there would be nice fresh air and-"

"THE COUNTRY SIDE?! SO WHEN I'M STUDYING THERE ARE GOING TO BE COWS AND CHICKENS EVERYWHERE?!"

"No dear...there aren't going to cows and chickens there! Now just calm down."

"Okay... so where are you going to be sending me?"

"A very nice school. It's called Hogwarts." ________________________________________________________________________

Okay, so when I first heard of this Hogwarts I really didn't like the idea of it...I mean can you imagine me, Latona Aradia the punk/gothic bad ass, going to a school in the countryside? I mean would I have to wear a uniform, cause there is no way, and I mean NO WAY, that I am wearing a preppy ass uniform. Not no way, not no how. Anyway...before I get into my wonderful tale about my life as an American witch in a British wizarding school, I think I should describe myself. First off, rule number one: Never get on by bad side. Plain and simple. Rule number two: I do not, repeat I do not, take shit from teachers or other students. Finally, rule number three: Hell will freeze over before I wear a uniform and skirt.

Okay, now some of you are already saying things like 'great now we have a huge bitchy Goth on our hands...wonderful.' Well, let me tell you something...I'm pretty cool once I open up. I mean I do show other feelings bedsides hate and anger...though they are my most common emotions, but they would be yours too if you lived my life...but enough about my past lets get on with all the good stuff....

See I got into a few fights at school...okay more like 20, but anyway...the school and Lisa both agree that I should be put into another school for my ummm...'gifts' .So they decided to ship me off to Hogwarts. I'm guessing the only reason that they want to send me there is cause my aunt Molly's kids go. Molly isn't really my aunt though. She and my mom use to be good friends so she sort of became my aunt. Anyway I'm going to her house tomorrow. Oh joy. I like Molly and everything, but some of their kids are so annoying. Like their daughter, I'm guessing that she lost her virginity by the age of ten. But she is like such a whore-wanna be! I can't stand her. Her older brother can't either! So we always joke about it. So anyway. I'm going to spending a few days at their place. So then after I have a little fun there I'm off to my new hellhole *cough * I mean school. Then that's when the real fun starts...

_________________________(I was thinking about stopping there but I decided not to)_

Ahh the morning! The sun is shining, the birds are singing, there isn't a single cloud in the sky and I'm leaving to go to my new school! I was hoping I would die in my sleep and gone to heaven...I guess I died and went to hell instead. I didn't want to get up. I think I'll sleep my life away. It sounds like a good plan. I pulled the cover over my head and hoped that Lisa would forget about me.

"Dearie get up you have to leave soon!" Lisa called from other side of my door. Now all you people who want to know who Lisa is well, she is my real aunt. See my mother died when I was younger and... I'm not getting into that right now. But you all get the picture right? Good! Now where were we? Oh yes...Lisa just woke me up and now I'm getting up out of my nice cozy bed. I looked over at the mirror as I sat in bed and smirked when I looked like at myself. My black hair was everywhere. (a/n: Her hair is like Christina Aguilera's in the 'The Voice within' video and her aunt is a squib) I got out of my bed and stretched.

After my shower and brushing my teeth I packed my trunks and bag. I went over to my best friend and pet his head. His name was Corbett and he was a King Cobra. He is probably the only one that understands me.

"Hello" I hissed softly to him to wake him up a bit. He looked up at me and gave me a smile, or the best smile a snake could give. He stuck his tongue out at my finger at me and tickled it.

"Sleep." He hissed back and curled up back into his little circle thingy that all snakes do.

"We're leaving to go to Ron's today, remember?" I loved the hissing sound I made whenever I talk to him.

"Why?" he whined. I swear he was such a baby. I just pat his head and he knew that I didn't want to go either. I got up and did my hair and makeup. I wore my simple black baggy pants and a black shirt with a bunny in its with 'It's Okay If You Want To Drop Dead' written underneath it. Then I put my usual jewelry: Bunch of those plastic black bracelets, this cool necklace made out of safety pins, and three silver balls on each ear lobe and who silver hoops on my right cartilage. And to top it all of I put my black eye liner on and black eye shadow with a touch of a clear lip-gloss. There, I was ready. I grabbed my bag, threw in a bunch of stuff and carefully put Corbett in there. I hated it when he wasn't near and he didn't like to travel in his carrier anyway. I dragged my trunk over to the fireplace and checked one more time for anything I forgot. Nope, I got everything. Joy.

Lisa hugged me, hugged me, and hugged me some more.

"Ohhhhhhhhhh! I'm gonnnaaaa miss you soooooooooo muchhhhhh!" she cried as she nearly broke my back in two.

"Lisa..." I gasped, "Need...air...oxygen...good!" I gasped. For such a short lady you would never think she was so strong.

"Okay, now listen to your teachers and your Aunt Molly and Uncle Arthur. Don't forget to write," She bent down to look in my bag. Corbett popped his head out. "And you! Don't you go around to the school or in other dorms for a midnight stroll! I don't want any complaints.' She straightened up. "Now have a nice time dear!"

I walked over to the fireplace and took a hand full of Floo Powder.

"The Borrow." I said miserably and the world around me started to spin. I saw at least fifty fireplaces and I could have sworn that I saw a giant with a big black bushy bread in one. Anyway I finally landed in the Borrow with a loud THUD.

"OH! Latona! I'm so glad to see you dear! Come on out of the fireplace and let me clean you a up a bit dear. My you've gotten skinny and tall too!" she said as she used a cleaning spell to get to ash off me. Not like it would have made a difference. I mean I'm wearing all black and you really couldn't tell I had any on me.

I looked around at everyone, and then something caught my eye. In the middle of the sea of red hair and bright sky blue eyes there was black hair and emerald green eyes. How strange. Then I felt someone come up from behind me and put their hands over my eyes.

"Guess who?" he said playfully. "Hmm...let me think.... umm...I know! It Ginny!" I joked. I knew it was Fred. He had to be the coolest person here, well except for me and Bill that is.

"Do I sound like Ginny?" he asked. He removed his hands and I turned around.

I squealed and said in a flaky sort of voice. "Oh my god Ginny! We have to do like your like make up and go like shopping! Is it me or did you grow a mustache?" We laughed at our in-side joke.

"I'll say it again. Do I sound or look like Ginny?" I squinted bent a little closer to him so we were nose-to-nose.

I straightened up and put my pointer finger on my chin. "No...not really...Ginny doesn't look like a cow that got ran over by a hippogriff." I heard everybody laugh and listened to the new voice.

Fred tackled me, put me in a headlock and rubbed my head with his knuckles.

"That's what I thought! Good to see you again babe." I never knew why he called me that but he always did. One of the reasons why I liked him so much: He came up with the weirdest names for people.

I stood up and fixed my clothes and hair the best I could.

"I like your shirt." I heard a voice that sounded like Fred. I turned to see George.

You know no matter how much they look alike and act alike I still like Fred better. I like George and all. I mean he is pretty cool, but he flirts constantly. I mean Fred and I flirt all the time but we aren't the kind or people that grab each other or say like 'Hey baby-cakes, want to come over to my place?'. George never said that to me but he flirts like that.

"Well, I got it just for you." I smiled at him and turned to find some other people I didn't greet yet. Then I spotted him. Damn! Ron had gotten tall, and a little cute too. EWW! He is like my big brother! I can't think that! Bad Latona! Bad!

"What Ron? No 'Hello!" Or 'Hey!" Not even a hug? What am I garbage?" I pretended to look hurt.

He laughed and came over to hug me. This family and Lisa are the only people I can really be nice with. I love them, some more than others. Well she isn't here. That's good! As long she isn't here I'll be find and nothing-bad will-

"Ron, you're going to break her back if you don't put her down. But I can't understand why you would want to hug her in the first place."

-happen. Oh speak of the devil. She's here.

Ginny walked over to me with a look that said 'How dare you look at my beautiful and wonderful self!'

"What are you doing here?" she said with a sneer. "Wait! I know. You got kicked out of school! Ha! I bet they didn't want a parentless little bitch there so they sent you here." Ouch! That hurt. Oh this whore is going down! There is about to be a WWF smack down in the Weasley household. I went at her but the new guy held me back. He was pretty strong. Bill and Fred were the only two I thought that could hold me back.

"Ginny, if you remember correctly, I don't have parents either." He said. Ginny looked over at us and I saw jealously in her eyes at the way he was holding me tight into his chest so I couldn't hurt her. OH! I just want to pull out all her stupid hair and shove it down her throat!

Now I know you are all wondering why Ginny and I loathe each other with such passion? I'll tell you. When we were little I had this cute black kitten. Its name was Mr. Meow-Meow. I loved Mr. Meow-Meow, that is until Ginny started to get her magic abilities and BLEW up Mr. Meow-Meow! I hated her for that so I made a little plan to revenge her. It was her birthday party and all her friends were there. She was being the git she is and trying to show off her new white dress that her mommy had gotten her. Well, I accidentally charmed the punch bowl to dumped on her when she was about to blow out her candles. Then she started all her whining shit and started crying. Then I got in trouble cause I dumped punch on her and she didn't do anything to deserve that. So here we are folks, Ginny at the age of 16 and myself at the age 17 still fighting all because she blew up my cat and NEVER said she was sorry! MR. MEOW-MEOW SHALL BE REVENGED!!

So...now back to the present. This guy just said he didn't have parents either. I couldn't tell if was cause he was also hurt by Ginny's words and was trying to get her to shut that huge mouths of hers (he is going to have hard time if that's his goal) or he was trying to comfort me in someway.

"Oh Harry, I'm sorry you know that I didn't mean it!" I almost laughed out loud. That voice was so fake! 'Oh Harry! I'm sooooooo like sorry! You know I like didn't mean it!' Yeah, she didn't mean it and I'm a naked mole rat that controls the Dark Lord and all the Death Eaters with a spoon! (a/n: FEAR THE EVIL SPOON! HE IS COMING FOR YOU! MUAHAHAHAHA!! Sorry! I had a little too much sugar!) Finally this guy, Harry I think the whore called him, let me go. I turned to him to yell at him for stopping me from killing that over weight cow. He smiled at me with a slight blush on his cheeks. He was about Ron's height, which was 6 feet, he had jet-black hair that was a bit messy but still looked good and bright green eyes behind circular glasses. "Why did you stop me!?!" I yelled at him. Fred had taken Ginny away before another fight could happen and I think Ron was still in shock in what his sister said.

"I know that was harsh and all, but I don't think that she needed to be beaten to a bloody pulp." He replied as he scratched the back of his head.

"Oh, I wasn't going to beat her into a bloody pulp. I was going to rip out her hair and shove it down her throat, then I was going to beat her into a bloody pulp!" I replied like it was the most obvious thing in the world. I heard Ron sneaker and walk up to Harry. Harry didn't know how to reply to my answer. Ron sensed his confusion.

"Its okay mate. Those two have been fighting since they were little." He said has he slapped him on his back. "Oh Harry! I forgot to introduce you two! This, Harry", he opened his hand to point at me. "is my favorite cousin and practically my other sister, Latona. Latona, this is one of my best friends, Harry Potter." I raised my eyebrow at this. This, this was The Boy Who Lived? He doesn't look like he could survive an attack of dust bunnies never mind The Dark Lord! I looked him over again and then I noticed the scar on his forehead. I just took a quick glance at it then looked into his eyes with my stormy gray ones.

"Well, Harry Potter, it was a pleasure to met you, but I do have to take care of my luggage." Ron looked from me to Harry and back again. I didn't like that look in his eye. I mean both Ron and Harry. This is going to be a very interesting year.

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