Know Your Stars: The Legendary Sannin
I don't own Naruto, any movie, singer/dancer or book series.
Here's a 'Know Your Stars' fic for the Legendary Sannin: Orochimaru, Jiriaya, and Tsunade. Enjoy!
Orochimaru came in holding a Sasuke doll. He sat down petting the doll nervously as he didn't expect what the Announcer had in store for him. Orochimaru got out his Ipod and started to listen to some soft music. The Announcer cleared his throat.
"Know your stars... know your stars... know your stars..."
"Hm? Who's there? Where's Sasuke?" Orochimaru asked, hugging his little Sasuke doll.
"Wait a second. Is that a Sasuke doll?"
"Maybe." Orochimaru replied, hiding the Sasuke doll behind his back.
"That's creepy. Ok... Orochimaru... is actually Michael Jackson in desguise."
"What? How am I Michael Jackson?" Orochimaru asked.
"Don't get me started... Orochimaru... is also Darth Vader in disguise."
"But you just called me Michael Jackson." Orochimaru stated
"Didn't you here the word 'also'? Sheesh... Orochimaru... is also is Voldemort in desguise."
"But you call me Michael Jackson and Darth Vader." Orochimaru stated.
"Nevermind. Your related to them in a way. Orochimaru... is in love with Jiraiya."
"But I like Sasuke." Orochimaru said.
"Sure you do. Orochimaru loves to 'do' Jiraiya."
"No I don't." Orochimaru corrected.
"Orochimaru... is actually Neji's father."
"Who's father?" Orochimaru asked before Neji came in.
"OMG! Michael Jackson's/Darth Vader's/Voldemort's my father! OMG! I can't believe it!" Neji shouted.
"Shut up Emo."
"I'm not Emo!" Neji shouted.
Neji left.
"Hey, Orochimaru. I just found something that fans could do to make fun of you!"
"What would that be?" Orochimaru asked.
"I pledge alligance to the flag, Orochimaru is a gay fag. He used to play with little snakes and toys, now he plays with little Emo boys."
"Hey, that's not true! I'm not a fag or playing with little boys!" Orochimaru complained.
"Hm... what about you wanting Sasuke's body and all the snakes!"
"Well, I love snakes." Orochimaru said.
"Orochimaru... wants to touch Tsunade's boobs."
"That's Jiraiya!!" Orochimaru shouted.
"Orochimaru... likes to probe little Emo boys up their-"
"No, I don't!!" Orochimaru complained.
"Do too."
"Do not!"
"Do too."
"Do not!"
"Do too."
"Do not!"
"Do too."
"Do not."
"Do too!!" Orochimaru shouted.
"Now you know... Orochimaru the Michael Jackson/Voldemort/Darth Vader wannabe, that is in love wih Jiraiya, loves to 'do' Jiraiya, is really Neji's father, a gay fag, who wants to touch Tsunade's boobs, and likes to probe Emo boys up their-"
"THEY DON'T KNOW ME!!" Orochimaru shouted.
Sorry if this chapter was short. Next is Pervy Sage aka Jiraiya!! Please review!