It was 2:30 in the morning and you, Dean, Cas, and Sam were at a bar near the motel you were staying at. You had about a beer and a half, but everyone, (even Cas) was waisted. You were the distinguished driver.

Your boyfriend, Sam was sitting on the bench next to you. He had given lots of guys his famous bitch face because they were staring at you. But soon, he became pretty damn drunk. And a drunk Sam is always a cute Sam. Dean became kinda whiney and funny. Cas was just straight up hilarious. Regardless, you still needed everyone to get in the car. You were tired as hell, and the boys were hammered.

"Alright guys, let's get home." You set your drink down and leave a tip for the bar tender.

"Noooo... C'moooon... Just one more drinkey drink." Sam drunkenly wrapped his arms around your waist and swayed you back and forth.

"No no my moose. You are practically a noodle. Cas is trying to teleport to Heaven and Dean is... Well, Dean's asleep." You chuckle.

"Ugh... fine. As long as I get frontsiees in the car." He grinned.

"Alright my drunken moose."

"Mooo!"

"That's a cow, Sammy."

"Oh."

"Don't worry, you are much cuter than a cow."

"Good." He nuzzled your nose with his.

"Cas, can you wake Dean up for me? Please?"

"Alright (F/N)." He walked over to Dean and shook him.

"Dean. Dean, wake up. We must get home." He pulled Dean up.

"Mmmm... Only if you carry me, Cassie..." Dean said, smirking.

"Fine." Cas shrugged. He pulled Dean off of the stool and helped him to the car. The moose leaned on your shoulder, trying to kiss and bite your earlobe playfully.

"Here, Cas you can lay Dean down in the backseat. You'll have to sit back there with him."

"All good with me!" Dean exclaimed and drunkenly smooched him on the lips. You and Sam giggle.

You slide into the driver seat of the Impala and help Sam into passenger's seat. Cas slammed the door.

Once you reached the hotel, Cas dragged Dean out of the backseat. You exited the front of the car and opened Sam's door. He draped himself all over you, once again attempting to kiss and bite your neck.

"Alright lover boy, wait till we get inside."

"Nooooo, that's too far away! I want smoochies now." He put on the puppy dog eyes.

"Oh baby... Hold on. Let me get the door." You opened the door, and helped him collapse on the bed.

"Oof!"

"Sorry."

"No, it's fine (F/N). I just want smoochies!" He pulled you down on top of him. You give out a little squeak of surprise.

"You two are *hick* adorable." Dean said Cas placed him on the other bed. As soon as they touched the pillows, they were fast asleep.

" 'Mere..." Sam said wrapping his legs around your waist.

"Sammy, what on earth are you doing?" You giggle.

"Protecting you from the big bad monsters with my strong moose body." he said still smiling like an idiot and engulfing your body with his strong arms.

"My big strong Sammy." You kiss his cheek.

"Mhm!" He nodded.

"You're crazy." You giggle.

"Nooo, I'm Sam!" He said.

"Well, let's get you to-" You heard soft snores near your ear.

"Sleep. Night Sammy." You kiss his forehead. He smiles in his sleep. You nuzzle your head in his chest. Sleep came very easy.